The Parker Life

NOT an RP blog anymore. This is now a blog to help me deal with my DID and one of my alters Peter Parker, will run this blog whenever he can write and stuff. We might be open to RP, depending on who and what you want to do, and if we´re comfortable with it.

[badjokesbyjeff]

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor guy

[itsartistickiwi]

yeah that’s Peter Parker

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[colrana]

dominaria? i dont know her

[colrana]

after recent news everyone is legally obligated to share this around! <3

support gruulfriends!

[kawaiicleric]

i just want to remind everyone that haruka tenoh aka sailor uranus is canonically bigender/intersex and so harumichi is off-limits from terfs forever, they cannot touch haruka/harumichi, okay have a gr8 day

[kawaiicleric]

so anyways terfs can’t touch haruka tenoh

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

What a great day to remember that Terf are not allowed in the moonie fandom

[peeterparkr]

Mexico is the most “play along” country in the world. Went to the release of infinity war dressed up as Spider-Man and found 3 dudes dressed up as well and we coordinated to recreate a meme 😂😂

[javierburgosartblog]

Today´s #WarmUp ! So happy to finally see a teenager #Spiderman . I really dig the #Homecoming suit design, but I tend to draw sneakers to almost every character I do xD!

[corinadrawsarchive]

pause for a moment

[notbravebychoice]

Text [Araña Mayor]: No. Read creepypastas all day. Seemed like a good idea.

Text [Araña Mayor]: Did you know there’s one about your brother? Well..a lot, actually. Some are downright weird. Text [Araña Mayor]: But yeah I saw shadows moving and I’m p. sure something crawled under the door into my dad’s room.

[aspiderandhiscamera]

Text[Ru-ru]: You´ll have to show me the ones about Peter. Text[Ru-ru]: Be there in 5 min. Don´t move.

[notbravebychoice]

Text [Araña Mayor]: Who do you think I am? They are bookmarked. I’ll show you as soon as you get here. Text [Araña Mayor]: Hurry. Wasn’t planning on moving anyways

[aspiderandhiscamera]

Text[Ru-ru]: You never know. Text[Ru-ru]:Is there one where they say he was a Spider before a man? Text[Ru-ru]: That might´ve been me. Text[Ru-ru]:I´m here. Open.

[notbravebychoice]

Text [Araña Mayor]: Yeah that’s the one.  Text [Araña Mayor]: There’s also one that says he’s mutated to the point where he looks like a four-limbed spider underneath the suit. That f***d me up. —- She walks as fast as she can to the door, turning on every light in her path, a very excited Waffles walking right behind her and only catching up after she’s opened the door. The dog barks a few times when Kaine walks into the appartment, evidently excited to see him,

“He didn’t try to chase the thing, so that’s comforting. But still…”

[aspiderandhiscamera]

"Well, that ´s a good thing, right?" He kneels down to pet the dog. Kaine´s not really a dog person, actually he´s not an animal person, but he´ll make an exception with Waffles, the same way he does with Becky. "So where´s the thing?"

[notbravebychoice]

Text [Araña Mayor]: No. Read creepypastas all day. Seemed like a good idea.

Text [Araña Mayor]: Did you know there’s one about your brother? Well..a lot, actually. Some are downright weird. Text [Araña Mayor]: But yeah I saw shadows moving and I’m p. sure something crawled under the door into my dad’s room.

[aspiderandhiscamera]

Text[Ru-ru]: You´ll have to show me the ones about Peter. Text[Ru-ru]: Be there in 5 min. Don´t move.

[notbravebychoice]

Text [Araña Mayor]: Who do you think I am? They are bookmarked. I’ll show you as soon as you get here. Text [Araña Mayor]: Hurry. Wasn’t planning on moving anyways

[aspiderandhiscamera]

Text[Ru-ru]: You never know. Text[Ru-ru]:Is there one where they say he was a Spider before a man? Text[Ru-ru]: That might´ve been me. Text[Ru-ru]:I´m here. Open.

[notbravebychoice]

@aspiderandhiscamera Text [Araña Mayor]: Kaine pls be up. Text [Araña Mayor]: Kaine the demon will eat me please call

[aspiderandhiscamera]

Text [Ru-ru]: I´m always up. On my way. Watching scary movie? Text [Ru-ru]: It won´t, don´t worry. I´ll protect you.

[notbravebychoice]

Text [Araña Mayor]: Bless you, Kaine Parker. Text [Araña Mayor]: No. Read creepypastas all day. Seemed like a good idea. Text [Araña Mayor]: Did you know there’s one about your brother? Well..a lot, actually. Some are downright weird. Text [Araña Mayor]: But yeah I saw shadows moving and I’m p. sure something crawled under the door into my dad’s room.

[aspiderandhiscamera]

Text[Ru-ru]: You´ll have to show me the ones about Peter. Text[Ru-ru]: Be there in 5 min. Don´t move.

[notbravebychoice]

@aspiderandhiscamera Text [Araña Mayor]: Kaine pls be up. Text [Araña Mayor]: Kaine the demon will eat me please call

[aspiderandhiscamera]

Text [Ru-ru]: I´m always up. On my way. Watching scary movie? Text [Ru-ru]: It won´t, don´t worry. I´ll protect you.

[thecommonchick]

Goals 😍🎃

[notbravebychoice]

Peter: sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.

“Again?”He’s been playing this game for years now. “Becky, I adopted a puppy!”, and then “Becky, Aunt May won’t let me keep it! Maybe you can take care of it? Please”And she does for a while, until she can’t take it anymore. The people down at the local animal shelter already know her by name, and sometimes even try to convince her to keep the dogs.

She’s not gonna fall for it this time.

“What did you call it?”

[aspiderandhiscamera]

“Yeah, that was my breakfast today so I said why not? And here we are.” He shots a smile at her, as soon as the door is shut he puts the dog on the floor, and it blasts off.

“I think he likes it here.” Smooth as always Mr. Parker, he knows he shouldn´t be asking this, not again. He tells himself that Waffles will help Becky deal with Rocket, since she never speaks about it, a dog might be just what she needs.

“Found him behind some dumpsters.” What he means: I got thrown into a pile of garbage and I heard some noise behind me and found the dog. “He looked lonely and scared.” He barked at his mask. “So I picked him up and found him some food.” Gave him half a hot-dog that I bought that day, the dog got sick after that. “Took him home, and a few days later Aunt May said I can´t keep the dog.”

He makes The Face, the face that asks Becky to keep the dog, that it will be “just for a while”, and then the little guy helps Peter in the most perfect way. The dog comes back runing towards them, and jumps towards Rebecca, trying to catch her hand.

“He likes you…” Peter smiles.

[notbravebychoice]

Peter: sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.

“Again?”He’s been playing this game for years now. “Becky, I adopted a puppy!”, and then “Becky, Aunt May won’t let me keep it! Maybe you can take care of it? Please”And she does for a while, until she can’t take it anymore. The people down at the local animal shelter already know her by name, and sometimes even try to convince her to keep the dogs.

She’s not gonna fall for it this time.

“What did you call it?”

[aspiderandhiscamera]

“Look, listen…he needed my help, he was in the middle of the street…” He tries to sound convincing so Becky will also take care of the dog. “In New York! Do you have any idea how dangerous that is for a dog?” He knows she´s pissed, but if there´s one thing Peter knows about Rebecca is that she will never turn her back on a dog. “Um…Waffles.” Says Peter, proving once again that naiming things and stuff isn´t his strongest area… just ask “his” previous dogs: Pickles, Street, Corner, and Spot.

[notbravebychoice]

@aspiderandhiscamera

[Text] Kaine, please get up. [Text] Cannot sleep [Text] How fast can you get here?

[aspiderandhiscamera]

[Text] I´m up. [Text] I´m out [Text[ U ok?

[aspiderandhiscamera]

(Palito de Pan se la pela a la amistad de Peter y Becky! Los Parker nunca han estado tan listos por pelear por alguien como lo harían por Becky y su felicidad con Waffles) Peter chilló cuando Becky le contó lo de Rocket, que eso le ha de haber tomado meses siquiera de mencionar. Y Peter conocía a Rocket! Pero un día fue a visitar y Rocket no lo recibió para decirle que Becky estaba teniendo un mal día o que necesitaba sus medicinas o algo y Peter se preocupó porque algo debió pasar, pero no se atrevía a preguntar por el perro, pasan semanas hasta que finalmente sabe que tiene que preguntar y lo hace y sí...eso no acaba bien. Deja de hacerme sentir cosas tristes por los perros! LOS PERROS SÓLO HACEN A LA GENTE FELIZ! carajo...

[aspiderandhiscamera]

Headcannon: Peter adora ver perros. Siempre que sale a patrullar o sólo va de camino a alguna parte, está atento a cualquier perrito que se le aparezca en el camino. Al principio es divertido, hasta que se empieza a volver un problema. El niño no es bueno con la puntualidad y esto sólo se agrega a sus problemas. MJ y Harry ya aceptaron que nunca va a llegar a tiempo y al menos se divierte viendo a los perros y lo comparte a cada rato. 

Becky se enojaba al principio porque siempre llegaba tarde y en serio no necesitaba que su amigo llegara tarde, en especial después que su hermana la volvió a plantar. Johnny nunca le va a aceptar que se tarde una hora extra después de estar con los perros, y aparte, llega más sucio que de costumbre, por Dios hombre, consigue un poco de estilo…

Obivamente Peter sabe que le enoja a todos cuando llega tarde, así que cuando ve al perro se toma fotos con él y se las enseña. Si es callejero trata de llevarlo a que conozca a sus amigo. Todos se emocionan de ver al perro, porque quién no lo haría?!

Ya todos en NY saben que Spider-Man se la pasa acariciando perros por toda la cuidad y le toman fotos con ellos. Becky administra esas fotos porque siempre es divertido ver a Peter emocionarse con cada perro que ve, en todas las fotos ella sabe que debajo de m la máscara trae una sonrisa de oreja a oreja.

[notbravebychoice]

Headcanon en español que voy a rebloguear porque NO MAMES, si! La cantidad de veces que Peter debe haber llegado a casa de Becky con perros callejeros que Becky termina llevando a refugios por miedo a no poderlos cuidar (otro trauma cortesía de nuestro amigo Palito de Pan)

Además soy partidaria de que Becky tenga un blog donde colecciona las fotos que toma la gente y las empareja con la selfie que le manda Peter. Es blog privado, y solo ella y los Parker tienen las contraseñas.

Y es que me imagino a Peter llegando con Becky con un perrito que parece trapeador en los brazos: “se llama Waffles y es tu hijo ahora, Rebecca!”

[aspiderandhiscamera]

SE LLAMA WAFFLES!!! Padres Platónicos a la carga! Salvarán un perro a la vez.