im 9 years old and i work for nintendo

radley. he/him. #1 jace beleren lover in the multiverse.

[jacebeleren]

im like if a magic the gathering fan was normal

[bimmyjimmy]

It is the Bimmy Birthday!!

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

FUCKING ÖTZI THE ICE MAN FOR ICE 🧊🥶

[woeful-maiden]

the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw

[carmenifold]

and they're both girls

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[midnightssea]

what if the US adopted the UK tradition of the head of government resigning in disgrace as soon as people start getting mad at them. let’s try it just once and see what happens.

[threedollarsdotcom]

i was there when the universe began. and yes, there were butch lesbians

[piendish]

In ancient Egypt, they hadn’t invented “shitting” yet, so instead people just died if they had to go to the bathroom.

[piendish]

stop putting these tags on my post it’s literally true

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[sometimesanequine]

on it boss!

[horsefigureoftheday]

Breyer #712325 Josiah

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

[bigmeatpete69420]

This princess forgot about super glue

[larval-tear]

sorry i am a dumb bitch

[hotvampireadjacent]

[chaobunnyarts]

Some tarot-themed card sleeves I made for my brother, my partner, and my Magic the Gathering decks!

The Magician: Alania, Divergent Storm The Empress: Ms. Bumbleflower Wheel of Fortune: Slimefoot and Squee The World: Flubs, the Fool

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[mnysrmqqxwkfytqxfnqsyyhxkhs-dea]

[knight-lautrec]

[2colde]

the implication of saying hi

[berdymane]

Saying hi ending explained

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[fourleafisland]