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We are a duo of CCS (Certified Crazy Specialists) determined to save the world one problem at a time. Ask us anything and we will give you the no-nonsense answer you are searching for.

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I've been trying to get pregnant and I'm so frustrated. I wish I was 16 and getting knocked up accidentally. How do I distract myself from trackingn my fertile window or ovulation day or the blahbity blah blah?

We are firm believers that your problem will not be solved if you continue to agonize over your situation. There are so many factors that play into getting pregnant, patience may really be a virtue in your case. If there is no immediate rush and you are in good health, you should occupy your time doing activities that require your undivided attention. It will take away from your obsession of overanalyzing your best ovulation days. Good luck!

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i feel alone.. everytime i have a problem or need something i hit my friends up and they take forever to answer.. sometimes they don't answer at all... im always the one reaching out to say wassup or to go kick it and nothin happens.. i call them to see if they got my texts and i get ignored or they act some kinda way when they pick up.. im just tired of this. idk wats goin on?

Are these “friends” you’re attempting to contact actually friends? It appears that these people don’t want to be bothered with what you say or do. Why not get new friends and stop creeping on the ones you think you have? It makes no sense to pursue people who don’t want to be chased. What’s worse is you keep trying to contact them when they are clearly sending you the message: “LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!” We diagnosis you as a LKS (Low Key Stalker). And if your “friends” won’t tell you why they don’t want to mess with you like that, you need to keep it moving as prescribed. Things will get better for you when you stop hanging on to meaningless friendships.

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I've been dating this woman for a year and she's amazing. She's hot, there's never any drama and our kids get along great. I fell in love with her almost immediately. Everything was perfect until a week ago. A good friend of mine told me that my GF never broke up with her last boyfriend and that she was dating us both at the same time. I confronted her and she told me that my friend is a liar and that she loves me. I don't know who to believe and I don't want to lose her. What do you think?

Some questions you should ask yourself: How long have you known this “good” friend? Do you trust them and their judgment? Is this the type of person to cause drama or only come at you with real shit? And as for your GF… Do you two have “specific times” to hang out or converse? Have you caught her lying before? Does she always have excuses for random shit unrelated to your relationship? These questions present obvious answers but you can make your own judgment call. Our diagnosis is you are the MITM (Man in the Middle) and you need to decide if you want to keep playing the fool or get the facts as prescribed.

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We are a duo of CCS (Certified Crazy Specialists) determined to save the world one problem at a time. Ask us anything and we will give you the no-nonsense answer you are searching for.

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