Bunnie.

Stephanie, 21. Love me, hate me, see if I give a fuck.

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Tonight I feel...

Worthless. Ugly. Unwanted. Mean. Wrong. He's making me feel all these things, and I know they're not true. I just want him to be kind and considerate, but it seems like he just doesn't give a damn about me.

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I just don't understand why it's never a good time for me to show you some affection. Every time I do, you act like it's bothering you, and I'm getting real fucking sick of it. I'm tired of feeling like this is a one sided relationship, I'm tired of always being the one to say I'm sorry, I'm tired of you always snapping at me, I'm tired of always being the one that isn't good enough. I'm just tired...

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You know, it really sucks when you're trying to be supportive and the person you're trying to be supportive of just snaps at you when they're irritated. All I try to do is help, and all it seems like I get is yelled at, called stupid, or otherwise put down. At this point I don't even know why I try anymore.

[assbutt-rekt-blog]

Seriously though when Death's entry scene comes on you shut the fuck up and watch that shit. It's so fucking well written, and gives me goosebumps every time.

[rapunzelie]

My sister’s boyfriend is from Russia and he just graduated from college so his parents are visiting from Moscow and they speak very little English and I almost lost it today laughing because they absolutely loved my sister’s wiener dog like they were entirely amused by this dog and his dad was just sitting next to the wiener dog, admiring him, and softly saying in the thickest Russian accent “little dog….small dog….little dog”

[rapunzelie]

I’m delighted you all enjoyed this

[raechelmarie-deactivated2024051]

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Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

[leonku-blog]

ANONYMOUSLY MAKE ME BLUSH

[dnotive]

Go ahead. Do your worst.

[uncletarby]

this is either gonna be a terrible decision on my part or nothing’s gonna happen haha

[vertexart]

I’ll only post the successful ones.

[becausebirds]

[becausebirds]

NHL webcam gets a surprise guest.

[rockmusicfeedsmysoul]

Unmute this pls

[yourweeaboobs]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS IM FUCKING DYIGN

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OMG HE'S SO CUTE

[assbutt-rekt-blog]

Just an update for whomever cares:

I started having stomach pain, nausea, and vomiting Sunday around 2 am, so I called in sick to work. I thought I was okay for work Monday morning, but after eating some rice for lunch I was vomiting again; I went home early (around 12:30 pm). I was scheduled off work Tuesday, so I was just relaxing when my stomach pain intensified and Kyle had to leave work to take me to the hospital. I was at the hospital from 2:00pm-9:00pm, and after a full blood panel, a UA, and a CAT scan the doctor basically told me he didn't have a clue what was going on, and sent me home with Tylenol with codeine and Zofran (anti nausea medication) and a referral to a GI specialist. It's now Thursday night, and I had to leave work early again. I was scheduled 7-7:30, but I worked 7-1pm. I feel like boiled ass; I had to take two pain pills, and I've been taking Zofran since I vomited before leaving work. My GI appointment couldn't come soon enough. I'm so ready not to feel like crap all the time...

[phlegm-brulee]

Today I was out walking my dog in East Grand Rapids and this man pulled up and started taking pictures of me. I told him to delete every picture he took of me and he refused and said it was “public domain” to which I respond, “I am not public domain.” He continued on to dig in his wallet while I took pictures of his license plate and tried to lure me closer to his car with a little card he said was his business card but the text was handwritten (like seriously? Come on). I started screaming for him to delete every picture so everyone in the neighborhood and probably the next galaxy could hear and after much heated arguing he finally deleted them. As I’m running away he screamed “you got a nice set of tits and pussy,” (again, seriously?) at me all the way down the street. So I get home and call the police because I’m an idiot and was hoping maybe someone could help keep this creep off the streets (batman and I aren’t talking anymore). The operator briskly and coldly let me know that he was completely in the right and that regardless of consent, if you’re on public property, people can take pictures of you. She also informed me that his comments were also fine because its free expression. So since the police have refused to take action, I’m posting this here and on Facebook so people know there’s some Wilford Brimley looking motherfucker roaming Grand Rapids taking pictures of girls on the streets.

[squidguts]

Find this fucker and string him from a tree.

[tyygrrlilies]

I’m 100% sure this is the same motherfucker I kicked out of my club two weeks ago for taking pictures of the girls. He put up a fight and said “if they didn’t want pictures taken they wouldn’t be wearing what they are.” He didn’t delete them until I gave him an ultimatum: delete them or leave in an ambulance. Slash his tires, vandalize his house, idgaf.

Please be careful, ladies. He is not a nice man.

[northernsugar-deactivated201508]

Ew wtf all my girls in Michigan remember this guy’s face. Fucking scumbag

[denali-winter]

Signal boosting so people can avoid this scumbag

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Same ^

[ngoccjoker]

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“Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.”

- Stephen Hawking

Oh wow, this is absolute beauty...

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Why do you throw up? You are such a beautiful person.

I throw up because I'm ashamed of my body, of what I've let it become. I have so much potential to be absolutely stunning, and I just let myself go to shit. I hate how I look, and I hate myself for how I look.I just want to be different than how I am.

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Do you ever feel alone, even though you live with your significant other? Yeah. Me too.

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I was looking for my cat... And... Well. You see what I deal with?

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Omg so I thought I was on my dash and I was reblogging a lot of stuff I was actually on someone's page. Fuck me. Fuck my life.

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why.

When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird thing and I didn’t figure out why until last night.

I’m a stomach-sleeper, while the rest of my family are back-sleepers. So Remmy has taken up this very different behavior with me (my family says he doesn’t do it with them). It always takes me a while to settle down, but when I do, Remmy takes his head off of his paws and rests it square in the center of my back.

So I’m thinking, “What’s the point of that? It can’t be comfortable. It cranes his neck in a funny way, and besides, every time I breathe his head goes up and down. That’s a weird thing.” So I formulate a hypothesis, and test it.

Last night, I got comfortable, Remmy put his head on my back, I waited a while, then I held my breath. It took him a while to react, but when he did, he fuckin lost it. He started whining and yipping, and repeatedly licking my face and hands. And I was like oh my god.

Conclusion: my dog noticed that I slept in a way that was different from the rest of my family, thought “that kid is gonna die” and made sure that I never stopped breathing in the middle of the night.

Dogs are fuckin smart as hell. What a wonderful animal.

[imsoboredrightnow33444444-deact]

I am crying

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Awwwwwwwww!!!!!!