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23M they/he

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Are y’all okay? What is happening

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[guy-named-reblog]

oww :(

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[marlynnofmany]

Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention

[save-system]

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

Is this the cat that boops?

[marlynnofmany]

It is now!

[crabussy]

thinking about diatoms again

[crabussy]

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

[crabussy]

I like them a lot. they produce up to half of all earth's oxygen. the air you breathe is thanks to sun-eating stars made of glass. and that's pretty cool.

[crabussy]

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

[dailycatsblog]

[utopians]

man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this

[utopians]

jesus christ????

[taragrimface]

what the fuck.

[hypokeimena]

#the worst is when a kid fucking dies #and his parents try to raise awareness that your kid could fucking die #but all they get is other parents telling them their kid died because he was bad at football

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[msboutofcontext]

[spacefinch]

This is honestly better advice than “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.”

By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[lesbi-nyan]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

[a-sentient-cup]

what about the other cat?

[whatcoloristhatcat]

fert

[happifying-things]

[blindedjanus-deactivated2023122]

[aplpaca]

[mpregcraig]

[popses-deactivated20160331]

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

[speedlimit15]

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[stemboards]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all stimboard 🌱

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[twinkhole-destroyer]

what

[ineptshieldmaid]

@virginshane tags: #in Finnish it’s the same verb for if you’re doing your hobbies

I love that for the Finns. English really is the worst.

[anarkissa]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[truder]

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!