I'm A Dad With A Secret

Elton. 28. He/him. Cowboy by day, still a cowboy by night.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[assdad]

Mom said it’s my turn with the bowl cut

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

so what if i got my toddler's eyebrows microbladed? it didn't cost him anything i had a gift cord

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[petsematary1983]

they're making salad for me in my inbox now

[petsematary1983]

OKAY WHATEVER

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[frontmansdefender]

Oh Wikipedia. Never change