its 3:13am somewhere

only slightly haunted i love chord progressions and my mom. i get to show my songs to people every night with my best friends and if that isnt the sickest thing you've ever heard then get out of my face will one day catch a deer with my bare hands. right now im just... busy. [rp blog] aim: mindshipwrecked

[surprisebitch]

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

[sraepsyentirb1]

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

[ymhsal]

*posts selfie*

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

asking someone to be patient

confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

[richfurry-deactivated20140621]

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

[downair-blog]

then explain this

[richfurry-deactivated20140621]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

[formerlygrooting-deactivated201]

[84772900184-1-019-deactivated20]

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

[dxrynsharp-deactivated20150625]

DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST 

[meilleure--amie]

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

[pokemon-personalities]

i saved this region 10 years ago. how dare you

[thewhatever]

Yes, yes.. give them all to me!

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[randomrazl-deactivated20190731]

[alexithymiadaily]

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We get up early just to start cranking the generator Our limbs have been asleep, we need to get the blood back in them We’re finding every day, several ways that we can be friends We keep on churning and the lights inside the house turn on And in our native language we are chanting ancient songs And when we quiet down, the house chants on without us

[bastille]

True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone

[gamsee]

do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days

[iheartchaos]

I don’t think I want to go to that party.

[milkgif-deactivated20160318]

[cacavape]

[liquefied]

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background