please may I ask if you have any Duke Damian and Tim bonding headcanons? thanks for your time :)
These three are the most sibling-like you’re gonna get
I’m talking clothes-stealing, tattletale, fight-over-the-remote, “only I can mess with them”, honest to god siblings
In terms of size, there is some overlap between Tim and Duke’s clothes, so when there’s nothing clean, they’ll throw on the other person’s shirt and go about their day
Duke’s a little more sarcastic with the “Nice shirt, where’d you get it?” while Tim straight-up shouts, “YOU STOLE THAT FROM MY CLOSET”
Damian steals from both and puts the clothes on Titus
Tim and Duke pretend to be mad, but with all the chaos of the Bat-house, it’s nice to see their little brother acting his age
While Bruce is on a video call with the Justice League, Damian’s perched on top of the lockers with stolen snacks like a gargoyle while Tim and Duke try to get him down with a broom in the background
One time Tim and Duke tried to sneak out to an R-rated movie by telling Bruce they were seeing something G-rated. Bruce replied, “In that case, you can take Damian with you” and that’s how they wound up watching Peppa Pig instead of Deadpool
Duke teaches Tim and Damian how to play Dungeons and Dragons
Tim spends the entire time reading the rules instead of playing. Damian makes a chaotic character and does whatever he wants regardless of what the DM (Duke) says
They decorate the top of the Christmas tree using a human pyramid
Duke’s handwriting is so good that he can mimic Alfred’s penmanship. Tim’s handwriting sucks and he has a custom-made stamp with his signature. They sign Damian’s permission slips when he doesn’t feel like asking an adult
Compared to the other kids, Damian and Duke get more flack from the media. Tim quickly shuts it down with sharp words and the threat of a lawsuit
Damian still has a couple baby teeth left and the other two make fun of him all the time (but Tim leaves a $100 bill under the pillow when they fall out)
When Tim got the flu, Duke and Damian had a contest to see who could stack the most Kleenex boxes on Tim while he slept
They take turns doing target practice using Jason’s gun and an effigy of the Joker
If Damian pisses Duke off, Duke will order takeout from Damian’s favorite vegetarian place and eat it all in front of him
They T-pose in front of each other’s bedroom doors
Duke once put Damian in a gift box and gave it to Tim
The press dubbed Steph and Cass “Best Dressed” of all the Wayne kids when they accidentally wore the same shirt to the mall, so Duke, Tim, and Damian coordinated matching outfits to one-up them—adding on to the cuteness factor, they gave the cat a matching collar too
One time, before leaving the house, Alfred told Damian to take care of the garbage, Tim to run the washing machine, and Duke to make lunch if anyone gets hungry. Three hours later, Alfred comes back to a basement full of soap bubbles, a flaming trash can in every room, and a big honkin’ pile of spaghetti
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