Asshole-watch

Because public humiliation is what douchebags deserve. This blog is dedicated to calling out dickbags and general poor sportsmanship in the game Overwatch. And yes I know I, too, am an asshole

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This is the funniest fucking shit ever

If you think a 3-stack is gonna carry you, you’re a fucking piece of shit. Sometimes we want to play something other than heals and tank, fuck off.

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We lost the first round, this ass drops an “ez.” Then we got the mirror match against the same team and won. I don’t want to say “ez” but I’ll just say we won our match faster than they won theirs. They all immediately left at the end.

Sorry but that’s just one of my fave things, when people say “ez” then lose. Hahahahahaha 

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lol these ppl are so dummb, it’s so funny watching them get so tilted

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So here’s the kind of shit I’m tired of.

When the randos pick like all DPS, and my friend and I are just sick of tanking and healing E V E R Y match, we’ll just say fuck it and go all DPS. I tend to pick Hanzo just ‘cause of how BAD I am with Hanzo so I figure, fuck it, this is obviously a practice match.

And I end up getting gold/silver damage as Hanzo.

Out of a full DPS team. WHAT IS THE REST OF OUR DPS DOING. They are SO bad, that I am somehow better at Hanzo than they are at DPS. HOW.

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Haven’t posted one of these in a while but it was so funny I just had to.

This person was Sombra, I was Ana. I watched this Sombra stand invisible and stationary while the enemy Moira killed me. I watched the kill cam even to be sure, and Tesla just stood there while I died. It was after I died I finally saw an attempt to hack and shoot the Moira.

The team threw? Hmm, sounds like a guilty conscience, Tesla.

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If you tell someone “ez” make sure you don’t lose to them the next match

(the “ez” got cut off at the start)

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My fave thing in the fucking world - and this happens so much more than you’d expect -

I get bitched at for “not healing” but then at the end of the match, I get the card for most healing done.

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*you’re gay

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My fave thing to do lately is to question them.  They never have an answer!!  Look how he totally changes the subject, ahahahahaha dumbass

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Someone please answer that question. No one has answered it. I mean, of course I know the answer. I'm just genuinely curious what people are trying to accomplish with this???

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Someone please answer that question. No one has answered it. I mean, of course I know the answer. I'm just genuinely curious what people are trying to accomplish with this???

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Was I being a little shady here? Sure. But there's a Zenyatta admitting to NOT FUCKING HEALING AS ZENYATTA IDPS slots were already taken, we were 2-2-2 so they're throwing a little titty baby fit. Instead of fucking asking if they could play DPS, they threw the fucking match.

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Some things are just too wild to make up. You just gotta take screenshots to remind yourself that yes, this is reality. Yes, people are this stupid. What an apt username. This encounter truly was surreal.

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Sometimes we're such little shits

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Classic Genji bitching about heals while both healers spend 75% of the match getting dove by Winston

Also. Why are you Genji vs Reinhardt/Winston

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See, when you are calm and genuine with them, they have absolutely nothing to say for themselves. They talk big shit, but when you make them consider their own actions, they suddenly have nothing to say

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More evidence that people who say "ez" at the end of the match are the most insecure weenie babies. This guy was on our team, and we almost lost???? We barely capped point A in overtime. We almost didn't even get the first fucking point. Clearly not "ez," but little baby here with the poopie pants needed to be rude, because if they were frustrated playing the match, they need to make the enemy team have bad feefees too