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@associated-dissociations
"Every worker has their place here, even if it takes pulling them apart to get things to run properly."
⚠️⚠️ WARNING, THIS BLOG WILL GO THROUGH SUBJECTS AND THEMES SUCH AS: SUICIDE, SELF HARM/MUTILATION, MENTAL ILLNESS, DEHUMANIZATION, GORE, ALONGSIDE THE THEMES ASSOCIATED WITH ELEVATOR HITCH ⚠️⚠️
[ CURRENTLY PRESENT: ASSOCIATE ]
Do you like. eat. at all or have you just roughed it out with solely coffee for years
> "I eat occasionally. Whenever food's brought into the office, though that's not often."
> "I typically just tough it out these days. But it used to be bad enough that I'd consider stealing."
> [You shrug.]
Are you still “there” when the other is in control, or does the other’s time working just feel like gaps in your memory?
> "I can see and think, but I'm not really conscious. And watching what's going on feels like unnecessary effort."
> "We communicate through writing so I'm not kept entirely out of the loop when D is out and about."
Do you have any hobbies? Beyond posing like you’re Naomi on the runway
> "I work. I do my job. I'm not paid to sit around knitting or something."
> [You're not even sure you're getting paid.]
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:)
> "..."
> ". . ."
> ". . ."
> [They just want a reaction. Don't give them what they want.]
> [You sigh and turn away.]
Are you a boykisser. I mean that both derogatorily and as a flirting tactic
> "My romantic interests are not your goddamn business."
> [You glare at them.]
> "And just so you know, that's not how you flirt with people, buddy. That's how you get asked to leave."
any particular thoughts on your coworkers? (Canon Elehitch characters, other Elehitch ocs)
> "I have a few."
> [You lean back in your chair and take a deep breath.]
> "The Interviewer doesn't like me much, I don't like him either. I avoid him, D's the only one out of us who really talks to him."
> "That blonde Nepo Baby pisses me off. I don't know how much work the guy is actually doing, but any time I look at him he's either slacking, smoking, drinking, or all of the above. His Cousin is alright, though. Tolerable."
> "Pretty neutral on the New Guy. He seems nervous around me."
> "Human Resources is funny. Not that I talk to 'em much. I get a lot of looks from them, probably heard about me a million times."
> "Belt guy on the other hand I don't mind, he's not a bad guy. Little weird but that's alright. That Desk Lady sure is something though. She's not careful about how she talks around me. Should be. Lotta filthy thoughts coming out of her mouth."
> "And there's Eugene...
"Eugh."
> "...The Robot and I don't talk much, don't know 'em too well, aside from their aim. Rot Guy doesn't talk to me much either, but he's alright. Smells like something died in his suit though, I don't know how that twink can stand being so close to him."
> "Valet Chick is alright. She mostly works outside the building, so we don't cross paths very often."
> "I don't talk to many of those folks very often, so I don't have too many thoughts on them."
Leaves whole jar of Sunkist™ orange jellybeans on this guy’s desk. Eat em man please I have too many
> "..."
> [You stare at them and their beans for a long moment.]
> "If you're gonna be that insistent on it... I will try them."
> [You sigh and pop one into your mouth.]
[Orangey.]
> "Eh."
> [Not your thing, this can be D's problem.]
> [You hum, tapping your pen against your desk while you work on this latest report.]
Bonk
> "You get whatcha wanted with that tap? Or do you think you're gonna get another try?"
How’d you come up with the day/night shift schedule between you two? Did you work it out via communication or was it a routine thing that just happened eventually?
> "Well, D noticed that I work better when I'm not held up with people bothering me, and I picked up on how many co-workers get along with it over me."
"We exchanged notes about it between swaps, figured that if it was the face that the company liked to see, and I didn't like seeing faces at all, we should do the day and night shifts respectively."
> "I get around twelve hours out at a time, so I don't have to sleep very often. I can spend more hours slaving away, and less wasting time trying to rest."
> "It just makes sense."
what if every time yall switched outro music plays
> "Oh, that would get annoying quick."
> [Just the idea of that happening is enough to give you a headache.]
Hey Associate would you like a single Sunkist™ Orange Jellybean
> "Hm?"
> [Pausing in your trip back to your office, you turn around to face the source of the voice. Your eyes shift down to stare at the person before you, who appears to be holding a brightly colored bean.]
> "...Not... particularly, no."
> [You narrow your eyes at them, confused but not particularly interested.]
Guys I'm just gonna let y'all know my posts on this blog will not be as pretty as my intro, I am LAZY. Nice layouts are for CHUMPS