The Official ABDL Blog

"Keep in mind that if Star Trek fans had, as a group, said, "No point in talking about this anymore, it's never going to come back," it never WOULD have come back." -Greg Farshtey BIONICLE is not dead. BIONICLE will rise again. UNITY, DUTY, DESTINY!!!

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Wow.

Honestly… I am about to cry. There is nobody up for bring back Bionicle. I am dissapointed. In the whole f*cking fandom. This is sickening. How could you live with some bullsh*t rip-off of Bionicle called Hero factory. Do you not realize the fact WE NEED TO NOT LOSE FAITH. When the Toa faced a bump, did they quit? NO. When Makuta Terridax took over the great robot, did Tahu quit? Did Matoro give up everything to win, or just quit? Did Axonn not say “Don’t you see you’re fighting for a lost cause?” -Brutaka “Don’t you see those are the only ones worth fighting for?”-Axonn And if you are thinking “dish gais dum herherher” Get a life. I trusted you. You failed me.

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Why haven't you answered any questions lately?

Because our lives don't revolve around running this blog, you know! We've also been busy starting petitions and sending Lego hate mail.

-Admin 3

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how does it feel to be bzpreview

While it’s nice to be compared to them, for the last time, we are NOT BZPReview.

Also, BZPReview’s Admin 2 was NOT MakutaKlak!!! Just clearing that up, because apparently some silly-men still think that, and it really rustles my jimmies.

-Admin 2

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" it’s literally IMPOSSIBLE to build anything outside of the generic Hero design." Not true, look at all of the savage planet creatures and witch doctor.

So? It still all boils down to the generic Hero design. It all looks exactly the same. BIONICLE was always new and original, but every HF set looks exactly the same.

-Admin 3

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bionicles

Are all you anonymous people the exact same person? I swear you already sent this to us ten times.

-Admin 3

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I asked Greg Farshtey what the names of the next line of Bionicles was going to be if Bionicle was not cancelled. He said they were going to be called: Furno, Stringer, Stormer, Breez, Surge, and Bulk.

DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF FUCKING JOKE????

BIONICLE and fucking HOMO FACTORY are two VERY different things. For one, BIONICLE has an epic plot that will be remembered FOR ALL ETERNITY, because it’s pretty much the best story ever told. But what does Homo Factory have?? It’s just about a bunch of dumb robots doing stupid fucking robot things. That’s it, that’s literally the ENTIRE PLOT. There isn’t even an argument here, BIONICLE is objectively a million times better on that front. And even the sets are so much different, by which I mean AWFUL. BIONICLE spent years perfecting the ULTIMATE building system, only for HF to DESTROY IT ALL with its STUPID BALLJOINTS. Now everything is a fucking balljoint and it’s literally IMPOSSIBLE to build anything outside of the generic Hero design. If that isn’t COMPLETE BULLSHIT then I don’t know what is.

So when you compare BIONICLE’s perfection to Homo Factory, even as a stupid joke, you are PERSONALLY INSULTING all the brilliant people who were ever involved with BIONICLE, and you might as well just go to their houses and pee on all their most prized possessions and the graves of their fucking grandparents right now. Because THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT YOU’RE DOING. So don’t ever, EVER, compare BIONICLE to FUCKING HOMO FACTORY again, even as a “joke".

-Admin 5

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Why haven't you been posting anything? I bet it's because you're faking and this is actually a plan to make us lose hope.

Sorry, we've been busy for a while. But now we're back and better than ever!

-Admin 3

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You wouldn't happen to be Makuta of Oz on the BZPower forums, would you?

No, but we are big fans of him!

-Admin 3

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Raiden are you receiving? We're still here. To begin with -- we're not what you'd call -- human. Over the past 200 years a kind of consciousness formed under the crucible of the White House. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. The White House was our primordial soup, a base of evolution. We are formless. We are the very discipline and morality that Americans invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this nation exists so will we.

I'm still not Raiden, but I'll remember to tell him that once we recruit him.

-Admin 3

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But honestly Raiden, you have been playing this game for far too long.

But honestly, Anonymous, you are mistaking me for another. I've never heard of anyone named Raiden. It sounds vaguely familiar but I don't recall who that is. Seeing as how they apparently share our interests, maybe we should recruit them into the ABDL!

-Admin 3

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Believe me, I would like nothing more than to see BIONICLE make a return. But it'll definitely take some time to just be revived like that. There really isn't a reason not to sit through Hero Factory's run and hope BIONICLE returns at the end of it, rather than getting mad at LEGO and hoping they go out of business, destroying the last chance we'd have at a return at all.

If they go out of business, then let that be a lesson for ending BIONICLE, their biggest, best and most successful line!

-Admin 3

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Raiden, turn off the console

Who's Raiden?

-Admin 3

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All good things must come to an end. If not, they go bad. It's good that BIONICLE ended, otherwise it would've gotten REALLY bad. This message was brought to you by Bioniholics Anonymous.

Come on, the story was getting GREAT, even without the sets! The day Greg revealed his Revelations was a happy day for all fans of BIONICLE! The fact that the story will no longer be continued is a big reason why I want to fight for BIONICLE's return, but even if only the story comes back, it'll still leave me with a hollow and empty feeling if the sets don't return as well. This response was brought to you by the Associated BIONICLE Defense League.

-Admin 3

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What are you smoking and can I have some?

We're not smoking anything! This blog is run by completely sane, sober individuals.

-Admin 3

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If the only comments you're getting on this blog are hate, doesn't that mean that people generally don't want Bionicle back, and you're just being selfish, childish, petty, and uninformed?

The people who are commenting on this blog are only a minority which I know are easily overshadowed by the real fans of BIONICLE.

-Admin 3

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Do you realize that if LEGO brought Bionicle back, they would have the same people working on the story, set design, and sets as Hero Factory, so if the brought Bionicle back it would be made by the same "morons" that made Hero Factory?

It would NOT. If they started working on BIONICLE again, then they would no longer be considered "morons". Besides, what makes you think they'd resort to the terrible HF builds for the glory that is BIONICLE? I'm sure they'd be willing to bring back the Inika torsos, since those are still better than HF builds.

-Admin 3

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BIONICLE was cancelled because LEGO was not making money from the sales. They made Hero Factory, which is making more money than BIONICLE before it was cancelled. LEGO can't bring BIONICLE back, because they would lose money doing that.

Well, apparently, BIONICLE made more money on a yearly basis than Hero Factory does or ever will. So, technically speaking, killing Hero Factory and bringing back BIONICLE will earn LEGO more money than they have now!

-Admin 3