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theoldbone

Mountain goat WIP by Paul Faber

Fall goat, mostly done with it. Just have hooves to fill, painting, and grooming left.

Pretty wet still in this pic, so the fur is all wonky. It’ll be nice to have it be finished. SO MUCH SEWING.

Sorry I haven't been very active guys! I've got a couple pelts and bones I'm working on, so I'll post pictures later.

#vulture culture #bones and stuff

alexanderofbrennenburg-deactiva

Better pics of my new spotted hyena queen. I love her so fucking much. Look at that battle-scarred face and those big monster paws.

shadyufo

Alpaca Skull I recently finished cleaning.

This little oddball’s got an extra premolar. Alpacas generally only have two on each side of the upper jaws but this one has three on one side (shown in last photo). From what I’ve seen, alpacas and llamas seem to be quite prone to dental anomalies like these.

I’d planned on selling it but I think I might have to hang onto it for a little while…

Guinea pig skull.

#vulture culture #guinea pig skull #bones #skulls #maggots

roadkillandcrows

Road kill blackbird I found today.

quietmagpie

Top 10 roadkill finds

The top 10 most common roadkill types observed by this vulture:

Roadkilled twigs and branches

Roadkilled articles of clothing

Roadkilled cardboard boxes that look suspiciously like furry lumps

Roadkilled pieces of semi-truck tire resembling bird wings

Unidentifiable trash that definitely isn’t an animal

Hundreds of beer cans and bottles

A single apple with one bite taken out of it, recklessly flung into the road

“Pancake” that was probably a mammal, you think. Maybe

Roadkilled birds that you cannot legally possess under current legislation

Roadkill in good condition

assorteddeadthings-blog

Number 3 is so accurate oh my god

prettydeadstuff

Will you post pics when you finish mounting the chicken nuggets

Sure!! No idea how long it will take me to get it done, my method of preservation was heat - it causes them to smell pretty good, and people keep eating them before I can finish. Here’s a WIP of my favourite specimen, the crested nugget, mounted on a vegetable burger:

bonemonger

I don’t know what’s happening but I love it

thegreenwolf

prettydeadstuff, your glorious nugget taxidermy has inspired me to create my newest assemblage piece. Allow me to unveil Where’s the Beef (Jerky)?

zooophagous

I’m gonna pee my pants

assorteddeadthings-blog

This is incredible

Hello there new followers! Welcome! I hope you enjoy the content of this blog!

#vulture culture

prairiecoyote

Well it’s certainly no professional tan but the leather is pliable and the fur is absolutely amazing so I’d call these bunnies a first-time-tanning success!