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@asstariontrash
If you see greymouse42 following you or liking a bunch of stuff in your notifs, that's my main blog. Sorry for any confusion!
Deeply sorry also for everyone who knows me from my main or who knows me irl and is watching my ✨ rapid ✨ descent into madness. I promise I'm not always this unhinged.
The Companions: After killing my abuser, I just feel hollow. I thought revenge would fulfil me. But really, it’s left me with more complicated feelings.
Rolan: BITCH!! NO SPINE HAVING ASS BITCH!! YOUR HOUSE IS MINE NOW!!
saw this BEFORE my first bg3 playthrough
...consulting with the tadpole probably
This bloodweave art dump has it all: The price of devotion, the serenity of simple touches, cat to cat communication and iasip redraws with slightly altered dialogue
"I'M DOING THIS FOR US" PART 1.
A disgraced Dark Urge comic.
What a hero ✨
Just wanted to draw a thing with my oc Jeremiah 😌
laundry day
I dont get people who write a Wyll that gets nervous and an Astarion who doesn't. Wyll gets tortured in front of the group and still doesn't miss a beat, aside from if you let his father die, I think there's only one or two lines where his dialogue strays from "affable/charming". Good luck trying to get through that shell, lol. Meanwhile Astarion has dozens of shrill, nervous, panicked dialogue lines. Astarion is a character who is influenced strongly by player choice and never goes it alone whereas Wyll leaves the camp if you fuck him around too much.
I feel like if you make Astarion cool and suave you are falling for the façade that is supposed to be deconstructed by the viewer and if you make Wyll fumbling, naïve and nervous you are forgetting that this man has been locked in a 24/7 one-on-one psycho-sexual mental battle with a billion-year-old demon from the 9th circle of Hell for the entirety of his adult life at this point, so. Jot that down.
Thinking about Wyll again. Wyll is so unbothered that he literally falls out of the sky, rocks up to a camp of isolationist druids who let him in, and within a week, he’s teaching refugee children how to prepare for battle. Wyll deserves every bit of that 17 charisma. Wyll withholds information until Mizora literally appears in your camp and I guarantee you fell for it at least a bit. Meanwhile, next to the word “bothered” in the dictionary you will find a picture of Astarion “dexterity build” Ancunín holding the knife he pulled on you when you first met because apparently using his words was a bridge too far. Astarion who is so, so sure he’s keeping the vampire thing from you, when one of his first lines of dialogue is about how lovely your neck is. One of these men is a swashbuckling, secretive charmer … and the other one is the vampire.
Knight shaking blood off from war like a dog shaking off bathwater
Forgot to turn off my flash, sorry buddy! 📸💥💥💥
lae’zel and shadowheart bully astarion unprovoked compilation
An Astarion study I drew last year!
I'll be slowly adding art here and mixing it up with newer stuff, but I quite like these still.
Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”
Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."
See also “He DID say that and he DID mean it at the time, but that was an entire character development ago”
see also "the running joke made by the characters is not a canon setting element outside of the joke"
"You think I'd kill you, just like that? Darling, I would never!"
