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someone please save our precious lay 🤣🤣

i think its because in college, youre surrounded by a variety of people with same interests and if the first person doesnt work out then its cool. youre matured enough to leave the friendship to find another person

unlike high school where youre surrounded by the same 30 people in the same room for four whole years and youre just forced to find someone to sit with during lunch

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this is not a helpful translation, google.

a-cat

oh

viohra

Now this is a Russian culture lesson

lmaonade

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat

lmaonade

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious”

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

art is open to interpretation

alexander

Benjamin Franklin when the kite got struck by lightning

bethyneville

I honestly believe that people who lost their childhood, teenage years to mental illness and/or trauma are so strong for still being here. Especially once you’re about 18-25 and trying to relearn how to be in society and healthy and human.

Especially when you decide to work towards getting better.

Especially when your life isn’t where you wished it would be.

Stay alive okay? If you lost your youth, I’m sorry and I’m so proud of you for still being here. Keep fighting. Your best years are ahead of you.

dankmemesreasonforliving

catlips001

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

catlips001

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

ask-cloud-skipper

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

curseworm

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

lemonsharks

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

googlemenot-deactivated20230921

alexander

i miss vine

itswhateverdoeee

I want someone to take me seriously but also get drunk and fuck around with me until 5am

jojosiwas

me after breathing: wow that was embarrassing

sandandglass

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

emotions-are-dangerous

this is funny

king-emare

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

bestnatesmithever

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.