2 + 2 Is 4 - 1 Thats 3

Zack/21/New Jersey/Moderately Funny

[asstroids]

me: thinks about u

my heart: :o 💖✨💫💕💘⭐️💝🌟💚🌟💛✨💫💕💕💫💘⭐️🌟💗💝💓💛💕💖

[asstroids]

me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[parakeet]

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

[parakeet]

{This user thought you said printer}

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[asstroids]

Me in two sentences.

Me: I won't get jealous

Me: Who's this fucking whore

[asstroids]

Strugglin from the womb to the tomb

[asstroids]

me: *does weird things when home alone*

me: I bet there's hidden cameras

[cosmy]

[asstroids]

during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

[evilbjork]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[6haha-memes9]

[ruinedchildhood]

[llleighsmith]

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity