Astarion’s Binch

[shkarpetkamax]

I do not love men: I love what devours them

[theonion]

Travis Kelce Reserves Seat At Reception For SpongeBob Just In Case

[feyspeaker]

ache🩸 (print club mini this month, few days left to join! links in bio!)

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[sacred-portal]

[bingokill]

Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

[cryptotheism]

would u smoke with gilgamesh

"would you make world peace" "would you heal every sick person" don't ask stupid questions

[dogpuppy]

[highdrainjah]

They're finally doing something about woke cereal

[teaboot]

When precisely did cereal LOSE its balls, again?

[kelvnn]

Forgot to turn off my flash, sorry buddy! 📸💥💥💥

[tepkunset]

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"

[r0zeclawz]

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

[thewanderingblade]

He's not the only one right now either :,)

[piosplayhouse]

Saw a twitter post this morning where someone dressed Astarion in volo's clothes because he was pissing them off and I'm so happy that everyone agrees the best way to punish him for being a dickhead is just to put him in the worst clothes they have

[glittergroovy]

[garnetdawn]

Now all of Steam knows I'm a whore

[libertea-and-icedcoffee]

[horrorfag420]

HAPPY FAGTOBER EVERYBODY

[fangs-4-fags]

HAPPY FAG-TASTIC 🧛 FAGTOBER EVERYPONY

[theartofangirling]

black sails really can just be summed up with "what would you give up for the person you love most" vs. "what would you give up the person you love most for"