Judas Wasn't That Bad

30 any pronouns. please don't be scared to talk to me i promise I'm weirder than you

[wordfather]

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[brotherlysuggestion]

Remember: Resting isn’t transactional.

You don’t need to do anything special or extra difficult to deserve a break.

You don’t need to reach a certain goalpost of suffering and exhaustion before you’re allowed time off.

Resting for a day doesn’t mean that you’re obligated to work twice as hard the next day.

Humans need variety. Humans need quiet time. Humans need time to “shut off”, whatever that looks like for them.

You’re allowed to be human. You’re allowed a break. Don’t burn yourself out, okay?

[that-house]

[yesornopolls]

Are you directly affected by the student loan SAVE plan being struck down?

Are you directly affected by the student loan SAVE plan being struck down?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[necronatural]

Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dogpuppy]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[roadside--picnic]

[immigrant]

this was tumblr in 2013

[allegedly-human]

This is tumblr in 2026

[queer-as-city-folk]

do you think if I asked the Chinese government nicely enough, they would built a metro system for my city like how the Soviets built that bridge for the town in WV?

[bisexualmusicperson-deactivated]

If you ask the Chinese nicely enough the American government might do it to avoid looking bad

[queer-as-city-folk]

I mean that is what actually happened with the bridge I was talking about

but like, I don't trust the Americans to build a metro system

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options