magic isn't real because if it was i would curse everyone who pissed me off so that every time they tried to say "wednesday" they'd say "squid" instead
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magic isn't real because if it was i would curse everyone who pissed me off so that every time they tried to say "wednesday" they'd say "squid" instead
Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot
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my pee is sending me threatening messages
urine so dark it's almost brown is normal right?
my pee is sending me threatening messages
Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell
[ID: Tags by @/playwrong that say, "#BABY SPHINX: what are…um…the seven…turtles—and they are all have BIG hands #and there is a…man…who is the big man #and um. what is the turtle‘s—how OLD—who is it? #TRAVELER: I give up? #BABY SPHINX: It’s George The Fart!! hahahaha #(gnaws ineffectually at the traveler’s shin)". End ID]
When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.
people killed: 0
direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1
ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2
God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.
You must have noticed a certain pattern in these lyrics from EPIC: the Musical:
“Do what I/say and you’ll/see them a/gain—‘yes sir’”
“Teucer will/shoot any/ambush at/tack and”
“Why are my/eyes and my/heart and my/soul so/heavy” ”I keep on/tryin' to em/brace you both/why won’t you/let me”
“Here in the/root of this/flower there/lies such a/power to/take her on You must con/sume and di/gest it then/you’ll mani/fest a (being)”
“(We’ve) suffered and/sailed through the/toughest of/hells now you/tell us our/effort’s for/nothing?”
“Dangerous/oceans and/beaches I’ll/go where Po/seidon won’t/reach us”
“(While) you were so/focused on/turning my/men into (snacks)”
“(Sirens) know a/bout every/route and ho/rizon Now I know/how to get/back to my/island”
“There is no/price he won’t (pay)” “I am not/letting you/get in my (way)”
… (I remember finding more but can’t pull them from my vague memory. I’ll add some when I recall. You all are welcome to help, of course!)
Had to appreciate this specific prosodic element in Epic. All the chains of dactyls+the spondee at the end really remind you of the epic it’s based on—the Odyssey, an epic poem in dactylic hexameter.
An example for your curiosity:
ἦμος δ᾽ ἠριγένεια φάνη ῥοδοδάκτυλος Ἠώς, Now check this out: ἦ-μος /δ᾽ ἠ-ρι-γέ/νει-α φά/νη ῥο-δο/δάκ-τυ-λος /Ἠ-ώς, ‒ ‒ | ‒ ⏑ ⏑| ‒ ⏑ ⏑| ‒ ⏑ ⏑| ‒ ⏑ ⏑ | ‒ ‒ “When the early-born rosy-fingered Dawn appeared”
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Writing 和風細雨 (he2feng1xi4yu3; gentle breeze and light rain) with a cat's tail on a water-writing mat.
Water-writing mats turn black when wet and return to their original colour once dry, so they are often used to practise calligraphy with water. The black colour allows you to see your writing clearly, and the mat can be reused as soon as the writing dries and disappears.
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treating your own characters badly is problematic? back in my day if we were mildly inconvenienced on the way to work we'd vivisect them for the stress relief
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i (green belt) walked into the adults' karate class today and EVERY OTHER PERSON IN CLASS was a third degree black belt. scary!
I think my favorite kind of miscommunication to do in fanfic is when a character has only limited understanding of a situation (especially if that's because the other character is concealing something from them) and they use their limited knowledge to come to a conclusion that is 100% reasonable based on what they know, but completely off base from the truth
You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!
Do you like it?
YES!!!!!
yes
Eh it's okay
No
NO!!!!!!!
First ape to go to the watering hole with a container and put some of the water in it so that they could drink more later without returning to the watering hole must have been lauded as a fucking genius.
Actually, as someone who used to study anthropology (albeit a very long time ago), I think it is generally accepted by now that the ability to Carry Containers Of Stuff is generally agreed to be one of the real tool-using leaps in human development, perhaps as important as fire. I mean, you'll get the impression that people studying early humans are basically spearhead experts, but that's just because spearheads don't decay. (And because for a long time people assumed that hunting was The Most Important Thing, which has a fascinating intersection with implicit bias and sexism and stuff, and yes I am still bitter at things like 2001 for popularizing the idea that the most important part of human evolution was the ability to bash the shit out of a thing/animal/person, but that's a whole other story.)
Carrying stuff is huge.
If you can put meat in a bag, you can carry more meat. If you can put something like nuts in a bag, then nuts abruptly become a food that you can bring back to the tribe or save for later and not a food that you're required to eat on the spot because they are tiresome and stupid to carry by hand. In both cases your ability to feed yourself and your tribe just got a whole fuck of a lot better.
If you can put your baby in a bag, you now have both your hands free to stick a spear into things, pick nuts, fish, dig tasty cicadas out of the ground, etc. Your ability to feed yourself and your tribe just got a whole fuck of a lot better, and so did your ability to defend yourself while you do it. (And let's face it, your babies were already getting downright ridiculous in terms of the time it takes them to be fully walking-ready, due to brain size and being essentially premature; inventing Multitasking With Baby is like, pure survival at this point, and your way to do that is to create a specialized bag.)
If you can put water in a bag (first water containers very well may have been animal bladders or stomachs, not pots) you can bring water to your sick tribe members and they have a much higher chance of recovering.
And then you have elaborations of the basic "thing that contains objects" idea. If you make an exceptionally loosely woven bag and put it in the water, you can on occasion finesse some fish into it. And then you have delicious fish. If you put yourself in a loose and flexible bag of animal skin, your tribe can operate in the cold better, which changes your entire migration pattern and opens up new environments to you. If you make a hard container and fill it with water and put it over your fire, you have invented a new type of cooking that unlocks whole new food types, such as vegetables that need softening in order for humans to eat them. (Of course at the same time your stomach is becoming steadily more dependent on being able to fuck with your food in this way, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing, because the less energy you spend on digestion, the more energy you have to spend on other things, like brains. And big brains are good for unlocking whole new levels of communication, allowing for fantastic new levels of foraging cooperation, passing knowledge through generations, mate selection, and even various sorts of mental recreation where you imagine something that you don't see, and then convey that to your fellow beings.)
Bags are important, is what I'm saying.
I love all of this but I am going absolutely FERAL over the correlation that clothes = person bag. Bc you're so right but I never woulda thought of it like that
i lost it at "put that baby in a bag bc its already taking a ridiculously long time to walk on its own goddamn"
Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.
Adams third child, Seth: What is that?
Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.
Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.
Seth:
Eve: We might have to dinner him.