Starter Sentences--Skype Shenanigans 3.0!
“YEET THAT THING OUT THE WINDOW.”
“It’s a comedy…or at least, that’s what I interpreted it as.”
“I can’t handle you ever.”
“I’m sick, that’s not cute.”
“I WILL TWIST PANTIES FOR THIS.”
“SHUT YOUR NICE MOUTH UP.”
“I don’t know, but in any way you look, he is still gonna get his ass beaten.”
“_____, you’re playing God.”
“…and he wrote ‘Mine’ on her boobs.”
*frat boy voice* “TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!”
“And then outta nowhere they started getting…well, let’s say, ‘bad touch’.”
“IS THAT HOW HE CHOSE TO SPEND HIS SATURDAY OMFG.”
“Your toga looks really good, _______.”
“There are these fountains there that if you drink the water you’ll get a lot of whatever they’re designated for–love, money, luck. So as you can expect, I woke myself up by dunking my head in the ‘money’ fountain.”
“Look man, it was like 7am and I had just unleashed my weeaboo fantasies in one of the holiest sites in the world; I did not give a fuck at that point.”
“It’s more co-dependency even though his family is riddled with incest.”
“When I saw them in the ending scene, I started squeeing like a pig.”
“NOT HOWDY DOODY! I HATE YOU MOTHER!”
“He’s literally got the mentality of a 5-year-old psychopath.”
“I wasn’t a furry, I swear!”
“wtf…my mom is a wizard.”
“It’s a magical thing called…the train.”
“How the fuck are you gonna pull off the headless?”
“I want to move to Australia so I will die young.”
“Look ______, just because I ate a spider last month doesn’t mean I want to be surrounded with them.”
“Stand at the capital? And deal with homophobes?”
“I don’t even know how to wed.”
“Sorry, I can’t come to school, it’s my own wedding.”
