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Hannibal: im done with the conversation now

Will: sit back down

Hannibal: im sat

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*literally everyone in s3*: he is a cannibal and serial killer, will

will: that's me, if I gave a fuq but gorl-

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*hannibal and alana get together*

*will in jail*: first of all ew, second of all ew

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hannibal: Will! can you come to the kitchen? there is a monster here!

*will enters the kitchen*: there is no monster but you-

*will sees the bug*: bitch, are you fucking serious???

*hannibal screams*

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bitchez be like 'my comfort characters are so sweet I wanna hug them' and these mfs are psychopath cannibalistic serial killers

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Hannibal: Take a seat, Will.

Will: There is no place to seat, Hannibal.

Hannibal: My lap?????

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I have 99 problems, but if Will had just said 'yes' to Bedelia, 100 of them would have been solved

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Hannibal: Is that seat taken?

Will: That's my lap.

Hannibal: I know what I said.

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Jack: All right, everybody! Let's talk about what Hannibal did.

*Will puts his hand around his waist*: First of all, he did a very good job.

*Jack looks at him with eyes that don't understand*

Will: Ohh... You mean murders.

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*abigail sighs at dinner*: nothing here is vegeterian...

Will: Abigail, no.

Hannibal: Abigail, yes.