a Stoned Dog

[catsbeaversandducks]

[astoneddog-blog]

Um yes please

[abraxxos]

my twitter is so under appreciated

[astoneddog-blog]

Take me home

[astoneddog-blog]

dog: exists

me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good dog go౦ԁ dOg👌 thats ✔ a good👌👌dog right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good dog

[prasejeebus]

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

[ink-pedia]

[ink-pedia]

tattooist_doy

[speedlimit15]

I’m so happy for him…

[diantha]

IMPORTANT UPDATE ON THE SITUATION!

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[blvckdynamite]

God this is magical

[thenamesjocelyn]

[jatel0-deactivated20150421]

For The Masses:

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http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

[keomoto-deactivated20141214]

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

[kreativegeenius]

momentsbymarcus

[trappunzelll]

Look at KB coming through

[kimreesesdaughter]

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

[twitterlols]

[dewchild-deactivated20170827]

the best meme of 2016

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

lmao about me

[bajn]

im the one making no sense

[astoneddog-blog]

I'm too stoned to listen to her bark all night

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via kevinboner)

[just-shower-thoughts]

When we die is the light at the end of the tunnel we see just us being pushed out of another vagina?

[astoneddog-blog]

Whoa.

[bong-rips-for-sad-chicks]

Kaviar chronic by Karl_kronic on Instagram And his blog karlkronic.tumblr.com

[notapotsmoker666-deactivated201]

Oh my god I jut had 50 orgasms at once

[wickedshit666-deactivated201601]

same xD

[bcneggncheez-deactivated2020121]

I met some pretty cool kids on this site. Shoutout to all the cool kids.

[astoneddog-blog]

Stay high my friends

[oldersistercore]

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR

[astoneddog-blog]

Cats are evil

[zoomerbro]

I'm having a rough night and like idk why I'm talking to you but you have rough nights sometimes and also I love your blog. I don't really know what i'm doing here but hey you're cool.

i just post pictures onto a blog and smoke weed. 

[poems-and-words]