fuck you eat bread

hi im xander and if you need anything it's probably in my drag bag 27 year old bi trans guy he/him pronouns snapchat: sendcaffeine ig:sendcaffeineplz drag insta @plutovonstrapp icon by @coutureicons

[transfaguette]

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

[trangoldin]

One of the biggest lies I see paraded around by queer filmmakers and authors is that we are inundated with saccharine, It Gets Better trans narratives in media. And like, I get it, we all want to make "My Barely Concealed Memoir About Sexual Abuse And Transition But With Sci Fi Body Horror" and "A Harmony Korine Film But with Trannies," and the way you pitch those kinds of film is by loudly announcing that we are awash in mindless positivity and hopeful pablum and need you, our brave creative auteur, to come in and show the grime, grit, and tears of our lives. But it becomes kinda silly when like

In context this isnt about racial diversity, its about not depicting the messy and sometimes awful reality of trans lives. Like ok Louise Weard is a fucking sweetheart and I have no ill will toward her at all but like, whomst??? Who are the tranny directors out rn who are making feel good stories?? Hell, name me one tgirl creative like that?

Idk can we all admit to ourselves that the reason we wanna make weird stuff isn't some like, principled effort to fight back against the whitewashing of trans narratives and is instead bc all of us are kinda fucked up and weird and we like making stuff that is about abuse and death and trauma?

[trangoldin]

We are all Trent Reznor from this meme

[pride-knightess]

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

[pride-knightess]

ON. ON a girl's dick.

I can't stress enough ON.

[pride-knightess]

No!!!!

[pride-knightess]

😭

[iicaru2]

my personal favorite contribution.

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 19 hours 44 minutes

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[catdownthestreet]

I have a post for all of you

[hiveswap]

Thank you i will read it. later

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[mellifexfarm]

who even is this guy

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[bedupolker]

Some lesser seen rodents... & non-rodents

Striped grass mice (x3), lowland streaked tenrec, Luzon cloud rat, Paca, Eurasian hamster, European hedgehog

Originals on sale!

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

[florad0ra]

fun upcycle/repair from today

[tongue-twists]

a type of guy that exists and that you get often exposed to as a sex worker is the type of guy who found out they like being dommed and now sincerely believe that they have overcome their misogyny, because now instead of treating women like submissive sex objects, they treat women like dominant sex objects.

[tongue-twists]

@demilypyro is so correct

the venn diagram of "men who think they're not misogynistic because they like femdom" and "men who think they're not transphobic because they jack off to trans women" is a circle

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[foone]

asking the surgeon to give me that "enigma of amigara fault" pussy