fuck you eat bread

hi im xander and if you need anything it's probably in my drag bag 27 year old bi trans guy he/him pronouns snapchat: sendcaffeine ig:sendcaffeineplz drag insta @plutovonstrapp icon by @coutureicons

[pangur-and-grim]

it's amazing that I got to see him on his first day of being alive. and now he's in my home, biting my foot!

[pangur-and-grim]

he was also fuzzy! here he is at 4 week old, fully furred:

then at 6 weeks, you can see his fur is thinning:

by 8 weeks, nudity had set in:

and by the time I brought him home, he was entirely a pink raw chicken:

after they lose the kitten coat, the adult coat starts growing in, but it can take up to 1.5 years! eventually, he will be as fluffy as his mom

[pangur-and-grim]

and then he stayed bald

[blue-heron]

god i love pride and prejudice. the mortifying ordeal of your family finding out that you actually love that one asshole you made everyone in the family dislike

[fairycosmos]

IDK it pisses me off the way people act like murderers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time its literally just a boring freak that hates women

[wups-up]

The best trope is Character who is Never Angry Gets Angry because you knowwww they got that shit stored up in a little jar that’s waiting to burst.

[animentality]

[retroactivebakeries]

poor sinkdog's gotta have like the worst back pain in the world. terrible posture.

[retroactivebakeries]

christ this is going to haunt me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[beggars-opera]

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[icarus-suraki]

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

Love the asexual tranny too, btw

[clowngirlcreampie]

not every social interaction has to be rooted in sexuality and the second a lot of girls start denying their body to others they lose a lot of opportunities for connection and I think a lot of us pretend it just doesn't happen like that

[singing-bowl]

thinking about how ursula k leguin said "what goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives" and how everyday i wake up slightly different and i can feel myself shed the skin of who i used to be slowly, slowly, until i look back and can scarcely recognise who i was... but also she is still a part of me, part of the leaf litter and the humus, supporting me as i send new roots down and new leaves stretching up to the sunlight

[uinferno]

[thealogie]

99% of improv is the worst thing you’ve ever seen and physically painful to get through but once in a blue moon you see two people who are both good and also trust each other in such a profound way it would be less intimate to watch them have sex. Don’t know if that’s a good thing though just saying that’s what it is

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[bethanyactually]

The Residence + text posts (1/?)

💛💜 Happy (belated) birthday, Corissa!!! 💜💛

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah