fuck you eat bread

hi im xander and if you need anything it's probably in my drag bag 27 year old bi trans guy he/him pronouns snapchat: sendcaffeine ig:sendcaffeineplz drag insta @plutovonstrapp icon by @coutureicons

[otrebot]

She-Hulk

[punkitt-is-here]

Hey punkitt. Writing in again, and this time I have a weird but urgent request. If you don’t want to post this that’s totally ok I just am trying to get as many Puget Sound eyes on this as possible in the hopes someone is able to help.

Do you know anyone IRL who is able to foster cats? The Tacoma/Pierce County Humane Society just received (no joke) 60 cats from a boat anchored in commencement bay this week, and then another 20 from an abandoned car.

They are, predictably, in DESPERATE need of foster homes, because they don’t have room for them all. If you know anyone who can help, please ask them to reach out to the Tacoma & Pierce County Humane Society! Thank you so much.

PS: Also, fun fact, the Lushootseed name for the puget sound is whulge/whulj (x̌ʷəlč) (wanted to end on a high note here)

I'll put this out here! :> Anyone who wants to help?

[thefoxesraven]

Hey y'all and I DO live in the Tacoma area. The THS is AT CAPACITY and are entirely VOLUNTEER run. If there is ANY ONE who can help foster these babies it would help.

I unfortunately do not have the ability to foster any of these babies but urge anyone who can to foster them! This is the only way we can get our stray population down.

[opiates]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[tonysaintborgi]

Quiznos Coyote is a mood that you can feel. next time you feel it say "I feel Quiznos Coyote about this."

[tonysaintborgi]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

you need to find out what you are a goblin for, it will give your life purpose

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

…now that I’ve turned you into a goblin

[enki2]

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[lifeattomsdiner]

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

[rush-the-stars]

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

[bxsementbunny]

i love bread and soup and pasta and cheese and pastries and jam and potatoes, i refuse to force myself not to partake in the delicious treasures the earth provides us!! i love being fat and happy!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

I just know if senshi won the tumblr sexyman contest then mitch mcconnell would have died

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[hotvampireadjacent]

[multighoul]

a post on here could be like “make sure you litter guys! the earth is actually adapting to digesting different kinds of materials if we stop littering we’re hurting it” and a good handful of you would reblog with “yiikes :0 didnt know this. followers make sure to throw your trash on the ground

[self-loving-vampire]

Trans women are just strictly superior at everything I guess.

Truly speechless at this. "Cis women are so dainty and fragile that moving chess pieces for too long exhausts them."

Please acquire some self-respect (and maybe learn statistics). I am taking psychic damage over here.

So much of transphobia is just exaggerated sexism (or reheated homophobia).

[vintage-vermin]

This one is always on my mind. And always relevant.

[keepsie]

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

[hetaari-deactivated20230325]

Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday

[hetaari-deactivated20230325]

WRONG FUCKING IMAGE

[its-your-mind]

HAPPY MAMA MIA ITS-A WEDNESDAY WRONG FUCKING IMAGE WEDNESDAY

[concoctionboy]

I have reblogged this post on previous Wednesdays without adding anything to it, but I figured to respect the artist it might be a good idea to add a link to the source of the photo.

Anyway, Happy Mama Mia It's-A Wednesday Wrong Fucking Image Wednesday once again.