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• Astra • She/They • 25 • Neurodivergent and Mentally Ill • Wildlife/Nature Enthusiast • In an Identity Crisis • Multi-fandom blog • Current Hyperfixations: Adventure Time • Poppy Playtime • FNAF • Iron Lung • Art Blog: astragreenwoode.tumblr.com

[adventure-time-news]

Oni Press May 2026 solicitations: Adventure Time (2025) #13

Here's our first look at Adventure Time (2025) #13 from the Oni Press May solicitations. This new arc will be titled "The Test of Heroes". This issue releases on 20 May 2026 and will retail for $5. Here's the blurb:

Magic Man causes mayhem in this brand-new adventure (time!) by cartoonist/writer Nick Winn (Bloody Mary) and stellar artist John P Golden (Over the Garden Wall)! More at 11! Why was Magic Man using Finn's robotic doppelgänger to steal important artifacts from across Ooo? To impress the one and only Betty Grof, of course! Now a resident of Mars, Betty used to travel Ooo with Marceline and one Simon Petrikov—better known as Ice King! But this family reunion takes a turn for the worse when Magic Man's jealousy gets the better of him and he accidentally—maybe—starts the apocalypse . . . A sleight of hand turns sour, and a TEST OF HEROES begins! Can Finn, Jake, Marceline, Princess Bubblegum, and more of your favorite concerned citizens band together to save their home? One thing's for sure—after this exam, Ooo will never be the same . . .

The alternate timeline for this comic is getting pretty crazy. John P Golden will be the artist for this issue. There doesn't seem to be a backup story as far as I can tell.

The covers, from top left, are:

Cover A by Nick Winn.

Cover B by John P Golden.

Cover C "Magic Man yellow" sketch variant.

Cover D by Ren Lindroos.

Cover E black and white variant of Cover A.

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

Ancient forest god concepting. Talks in rhymes, requires blood sacrifices and gives the BEST hugs.

[gebo4482]

Whale - Flow (2024) by Florent Desailly

[gebo4482]

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio by Guy Davis (website) #2

[rylandsgrace]

FNAF (2023) + text posts

[bunniope]

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

[bunniope]

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

[wildernessflavoredjellybean-dea]

I feel like wildlife education/animal ethics should be a required school subject for this very reason. These are likely the same people that would get out of their cars to go out and pet the bison in Yellowstone.

[wild-west-wind]

To explain for anyone who doesn’t understand why that’s not going to happen:

On most public lands units the MO for staff is to let nature take its course. If people stepped in every time an animal was injured, there would be a ton of sick, injured animals living unnaturally long lives, there would be less prey for predators, and you’d be preventing the natural course of the ecosystem.

It’s additionally cruel to artificially prolong the life of a wild animal in pain. Prosthetics need to be removed, cleaned, repaired. Medical intervention often requires followups. For ungulates injured limbs often cause life long pain and long slow recoveries, which is why even much loved horses often need to be put down due to broken limbs because their quality of life during and after healing is often MUCH reduced.

Feeding wild animals often causes dependency, and results in animals who don’t know how to forage for their own food. It also makes them more susceptible to disease (which is why a lot of winter ungulate feeding is getting shut down right now with CWD all over the place).

In the end, intervening for this moose would deny money to programs that help at an ecosystem/landscape level, probably not extend the animal’s life all that much, and deny a meal to predators and scavengers.

It’s good to be empathetic toward animals, but an individual animal naturally moving through the circle of life does not need you help, and torturing an animal so you can feel good about yourself doesn’t help anyone.

[celtic-tactical]

Nature is brutal.

[greater-than-the-sword]

I was originally going to comment on how stupid it is to think a regular vet can deal with a wild moose, (a mother with a calf!!) but yeah some of y'all didnt watch enough nature documentaries that side with the wolf

[avoiding-claws]

I think the massive issue here is people assuming you can treat a wild moose (with a calf!) like a domestic dog with a limp. Or even a horse.

People are absurd, I would love to see them try to carry out literally any of their suggestions.

How, pray tell, are you tranquillising that moose? How are you moving her into, and keeping her stress-free, in a warm place?

[eats-a-berry]

wjatever......i dont even care.........WHATEVER

[astrasmindpalace]

I think my favorite part was when he argued "I will solve this issue when I'm elected, and I'll solve it before I'm in office."

Bitch, WHAT?? 🤣🤣🤣

[jonmoxleys]

[astrasmindpalace]

[enigmaticiphers]

Girlhood is just like godhood: a begging to be believed — Kristin Chang

[madbrake]

“Autumn: The Season of Decay”

[tabison]

AF attack on @monstertsunami

[jo-the-bass-stealer]

not the orange man please lads

[ohveeve]

tiktok took my T4T petrigrof down a couple months ago (it was one of my popular posts) so spread petransgrof to scare a transphobe

[marimopup]

If they had been childhood friends they would’ve been soo sillyyyy :(

Betty thinks she has to try extra hard to relate to him and appear “normal” but she realizes that he enjoys her company anyway!!!!!! They are both the “weird kids” and they stick up for each other!!!

Also Simon thinks wearing his dad’s tie and his older cousin’s clothes makes him look older…. I like making the text super super small…….

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

HELP