“God, jewelry is expensive.”
“I bought you this [bracelet, necklace, etc.].”
“I made you this [bracelet, necklace, etc.].”
“You can’t wear that around a baby, they pull on everything!”
“Legends say that the [ring/amulet/etc.] has great power!”
“Legends say that the [ring/amulet/etc.] has is cursed!”
“I need help picking out an engagement ring.”
“Do you want to look at wedding rings?”
“I want to use my [relative]’s wedding/engagement ring. It’s a family heirloom.”
“My family wants me to use my [relative]’s wedding/engagement ring, and it’s a family heirloom, but I kind of hate it.”
“Should I buy a class ring?”
“I got the best spider ring this Halloween, it glows in the dark!”
“You can’t propose with a ring from a gumball machine.”
“I can’t wear these, my ears aren’t pierced.”
“You’re too young to get your ears pierced.”
“I can’t find my other earring!”
“No one will hire you with all those piercings.”
“Will you hold my hand while they do the piercing? I’m scared.”
“I’m sorry I broke your necklace.”
“Don’t chew on your necklace, you’ll ruin it.”
“You want to get matching friendship necklaces?
“[Kid] will be sad if I never wear it, but where can I wear a necklace made of ziti and yarn?”
“I made you a friendship bracelet.”
“It’s rude to ask why someone has a Medic-Alert bracelet.”
“Who wears a watch anymore?”
“I wear a watch so that people don’t notice I can’t read an analogue clock.”
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