I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.
Well...I mean...accurate?
I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the floor as a young man
I'm aromantic which means I'm attracted to the sink in my stomach
I'm aroace which means I'm attracted to you as well and I don't know where to begin to get back into my head
I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the post office today so I can make it up to you in the morning
I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the narrative
[Id: Tweet from @/jayreid2001 that says, "Here's a fun game: Type 'I'm (sexuality) which means I'm attracted to' and let predictive text fill out the rest." End ID. ]
I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to anyone seeing my favorite fictional characters
I’m aroace witch means I’m attracted to the devil
w h a t
@subtletwilighteternity @weedleysnumberonefan @willow-wisp-fae @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you
YO
Open tags
@anonmous-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical + open tags
im asexual which means im attracted to …
auto correct, i dont think i can put that there
it’s nothing illegal, it’s just weird as fuck
I’m lesbian which means I’m attracted to women
I mean well that’s the actual definition. basic ass autocorrect 😔
I’m myrsexual which means I’m attracted to elves
that’s better. not correct but better
@len-the-antagonist @the-lord-of-rats-offical @narinder-offical (be prepared for hetslop 😔) @unstable-bird @eefburped @life-wife-stealer-gen @lia-thetulip @a-literal-tornado @outofcharacter-offical @knivesinmypocket @samthelocalshadow + open tags
I’m aromantic (maybe?) which means I’m attracted to the fact that I have a crush on you.
What. The fuck.
I’m allosexual which means I’m attracted to the idea of a new world where the world is the first thing I thought of.
So . Nonsense.
I’m aroallo which means I’m attracted to you by your name is this was a good idea.
More nonsense. Great.
Open tags plus @unstable-bird @do-not-u-dare @len-the-antagonist
Im aroaceflux which means im attracted to a berry
i said aroaceflux not berrisexual, autofill /silly
I’m biromantic which means I’m attracted to you and you are not allowed to be in my school
???? 😭
I am asexual which means i'm not attracted to men and i am not attracted to women so i am not a lesbian but i am attracted to men so i am not a man and i am not a woman so i am not a gay person but i am not a straight man so i am not a trans person and i am not a bit gay and i am not a bit bisexual and i am not a bit trans and i am not a lesbian so i am not a lesbian and i am not a lesbian
...probably a bit long but i find it very funny how contradictory it gets _(:3 」∠)_























