Astrifer

  ego erraret cometa  

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People who send me memes have a special place in my heart.

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EDZZZ & TAYLZZZZZZ

Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran, both releasing albums this year...I feel like I'm in 2012 🥺

Ed Sheeran Teases Taylor Swift Surprise, Confirms Re-Recorded 'Everything Has Changed'

Ed Sheeran has the scoop on Taylor Swift's re-recorded 'Red' album.

brb, cryingggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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#WHAT IF SPOILERS

The Avengers after realizing that they should've just talked to Thanos:

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What is love?

Loki said -

Shahrukh said -

BUT MY GIRLFRIEND @metanoia-sweven SAID IT BEST -

And this too XD-

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Third-wheeling

Third-wheeling with a toxic couple is the worst! Anyways, i'm out with my parents...i'll see y'all later.

[metanoia-sweven]

what’s his nameeee

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DIBS ON THE ARTIST!!!

AND THE ART

i like ze froggy.

if a princess kisses it, will it become a prince?

[metanoia-sweven]

CAT + CYCLOPS = MEOWCLOPS!!!!!!!!!

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THIS IS THE 6TH CAT I LIKE!!! Although, we might have to spray "Mist" on her face XD.

[annabethy]

When Percy promised that he’d never let Annabeth get away from him ever again, and he KEEPS that promise time and time again. This man hopped into Tartarus for Annabeth, and he always sticks by her side. He makes decisions with her in mind, worries about if she’ll get hurt, where she is, and he always chooses her. Anyone can make a promise, but he proves his promise to her, and i can’t—

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<3

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I want a hottie who's not haughty. Oh wait, i already have her. Nvm.

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and also a lil naughty.

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I want a hottie who's not haughty. Oh wait, i already have her. Nvm.

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BABE

everytime i call my girlfriend "Babe", she oinks...*facepalms/self-slaps*

i oink you @metanoia-sweven XD

Oooh oooh i just realised!! Our best friends to lovers trope is pretty similar (and much better duh) to these 2 XD-

It Took Camila Cabello 2 Months for Her to Call Shawn Mendes 'Baby'

'It's kind of weird in the beginning.'

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"BELIEBER" TEN YEAR CHALLENGE

"Belieber" in 2011 - I LOVE JUSTIN SO MUCH! JB FOR LIFE! I'D DIE FOR HIM! *SCREAMS WHILE TALKING ABOUT HIS INDEX FINGER* #BIEBERFEVER<3

"Belieber" in 2021 - I get very embarrassed when I like a song with Justin Bieber in it...and that happens more often than I'd like to admit.

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I just made my girlfriend @metanoia-sweven open her Twitter acc after 194892595 years and I saw that the only acc she was following was @justinbieber...she was in the Nile and very embarrassed XD

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"BELIEBER" TEN YEAR CHALLENGE

"Belieber" in 2011 - I LOVE JUSTIN SO MUCH! JB FOR LIFE! I'D DIE FOR HIM! *SCREAMS WHILE TALKING ABOUT HIS INDEX FINGER* #BIEBERFEVER<3

"Belieber" in 2021 - I get very embarrassed when I like a song with Justin Bieber in it...and that happens more often than I'd like to admit.

[artsybookworms]

I’m just going to say it—I better not see anyone in this fandom shitting on whoever gets casted as Percy solely based on his looks. He’s already going to get enough criticism as it is. If he’s poc, he’ll get backlash. If he’s white, he’ll get backlash. He shouldn’t get ANY backlash, but the Internet has zero critical thinking skills. Whatever happens, please please remember it is not the poor boy’s fault for being chosen for the role, and aim any complaints at those ACTUALLY in charge.

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bold of you to assume i won’t tell you that i love you again just because i did 5 seconds ago

*aggressively demands kisses just cause* 

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*aggressively obliges*

MUAH!

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Fighting nihilism with your otp at 2 a.m

*Sitting on the bed & working on their laptops*

Person A: *sighs at existence* Can I just pretend to be dead...

Person B: *gratefully smiling for their existence* But you're OHSUM, not a POSSUM!!

Person A: *JUMPS WITH JOY* OHSUM RHYMES WITH POSSUM AND POSSUMS PRETEND TO BE DEAD!! IT'S PERFECT!! I really love you!!

Person B: *sighs* We've been married for over a year and now you know you love me...?

Person A: Whoopsies XD. YOU'RE MY OHSUM POSSUM *Climbs onto Person B to shower them with kisses*

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WHY IS GROOT DEAD

BECAUSE MCU IS A BITCH. A BITCH WHOM WE LOVE AND CHERISH BUT A BITCH NEVERTHELESS...maybe that bitch corrected its mistake tho? who knows...