Zodiac Sign’s Reactions When Getting Dumped
Aries – will just brush it off and say that the excitement and thrill was gone anyways. They’ll be off on their next adventure and pretend everything is great because they rarely show their insecurity to anyone.
Taurus – will pamper themselves at their favorite “foodie” store and select a grand meal to cook at home while bravely fighting back the tears because even though the bull is strong on the outside, they are very easily hurt on the inside. Gemini – will call all their friends to let them know they’ve been dumped as it’s juicy gossip! And while they’re dialing away, they’ll be making plans for the weekend to secure their next conquest because the Gemini duality is always wrapped up in a spontaneous and fun package. Cancer - will block you as a Facebook friend, immediately cross you off their Christmas card list and then assign a ringtone to your name so that if you call, they can ignore your call AND get the satisfaction of ignoring it! All this followed by a hasty retreat into their shell to sulk because that’s where crabs go to nurture their hurt feelings. Leo - will buy new hair products and spend hours perfecting their mane so that the next time you bump into them, they’ll look fabulous and will be totally over it and you because living in the past is just not something they do. Virgo - will immediately create a pie chart, insert the reasons they were rejected based on percentages and then sit for hours analyzing it because that’s how they roll. Libra – will be left wondering what went wrong because everyone loves a Libra. Excitement, adventure and parties all mixed into a whirlwind of Libra as the center of attention. They will make do with the decision and be off to create an exciting new balance in their life. Scorpio – will figure out all the reasons why and then start plotting their revenge as they are not one that takes rejection easily. The scorpion has a fearsome reputation because they are deep and intense and there is always more than meets the eye. Sagittarius – will relish having their independence back and be on the road to their next adventure with no hard feelings because lack of commitment and emotion are what fuels their fire to explore the world, attached or not. Capricorn – will evaluate the whole process and then organize it in their mind while keeping it to themselves because they are excellent at waiting a long time for something they want and if the door opens again, they’ll be ready with a new plan of action.
Aquarius - will tell their friends that you were not the right person anyways because you couldn’t carry on an intellectual conversation if your life depended on it, you were clingy, jealous and wanted a commitment and that’s the complete opposite of what attracts an Aquarian.
Pisces – will hit the couch and drift off into a spiritual fantasyland where they’ll create a dramatic scenario of why, why, why it didn’t work out because they are the most sensitive of all zodiac signs.