#horescope

[astro-tag-9]

Requests available but not limited to:

Trying to understand your chart or specific placement better

Character gif set based off your placements I think fits you

A song or playlist of a couple songs I would pick for you based off your placements

What colors I think you would be based off of your placements

Rankings of the signs/placements based off certain categories

Breakdown characters of a movie or a show and give my opinion on the characters placements

Do a list of "placements that are..."

Compatibility rating/ relationship analysis based off placements

Character gif set assignments for couples/friend group/ family dynamics

Your aesthetic or vibe in gifs

General questions about astrology or me or life

Divide the signs or placements into categories based off certain things

Find famous people with your signs or placements

Assign songs from a music artists discography to placements or signs

You pick the character (or show, or movie) and I can assign each character their signs (and explain my reasoning if you wish)

Assign different placements things such as which faction (divergent), hogwarts house (done already but could redo it if you wish), Talent (tinkerbelle movies), etc.

Anything else your heart desires :)

[smileyangels]

“You’re so toxic. You drown me into sorrows and make me weep days on end. You’re so toxic. But the days you decide that you want to know me I feel as high as a kite. You’re so toxic. I have to beg for your time, your care, your love, your voice. You’re so toxic. But I fall to my knees at the sound of your voice and the accent of your tongue. You’re so toxic, but god I fucking love you.”

—smileyangels

[omens-the-stars-send]

3 18 2021

Aries: Hindsight is twenty-twenty. Normal sight should also be twenty-twenty. You should see an optometrist.

Taurus: The future is bright. So very bright. Blinding white light. It scorches your pupils. Nothing but light. You cannot look away.

Gemini: Stocks are down; Invest in gold. Take your investments and smelt them down and make a really cool sword. There, now you have a golden sword. Your financial future might be uncertain, but doesn’t it feel nice?

Cancer: Remember to wash your hands. After all, it is time for spring cleaning.

Leo: Up is down; left is right. Forward is still thankfully forward, and backwards seems to be missing. More updates to come.

Virgo: You cannot always get what you want. I mean, like, what kind of person would want that? Who actually sees that and thinks to themself, “gee, that sure would be great.” Like come on. You cannot get everything you want. So maybe start wanting better stuff. Seriously.

Libra: You need to start opening yourself up to change. Open wide. Wider. Change is coming and it is large.

Scorpio: Due to budget cuts, Scorpio is no longer part of the offered zodiac. A letter containing your new birth date will be delivered to you through the standard mail shortly. We appreciate your understanding.

Sagittarius: Society might make you think you need to be productive. That you must have a purpose in your life and contribute a vital part to the world in order to exist. That if you are not working all the time on something that you are failing. Do not listen. Watch a bird for a few hours. Such a good time.

Capricorn: Change comes from within. So does heartburn. Have some Tums.

Aquarius: Time travel is in fact possible. But you will not like what you find. That’s why you prevented yourself from ever doing it in the first place. You had to forget what you found.

Pisces: Be happy; don’t worry. Oh, sorry. It’s actually bee’s happy. There’s a little tiny bee the stars wanted me to see. He’s cute. He is very happy. So don’t worry.

[levisbleach]

Levi is actually such an capricorn I can't

[house-of-bats]

praying for all yall non-pisces during pisces season,, im so sorry were so much to handle 

[xxxsilverstrikexxx]

It's pisces season bitches

[whatceliaceees]

I made this today. And I’m pretty proud of it. Because it’s everything I want to say but don’t know how to put into words. ****Drawn by me.****

[themodernwitchjournal]

If anyone has the Co-Stars app let me know! I’d be happy to be friends with you on it!

I find that this is a great resource, the app is so much better than other “horoscope” apps. This one goes into greater detail and doesn’t force any belief on you. Honestly not really a horoscope app.