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[astro-egg-celent]

Rebebber to follow my vibe account @eggcelentvibes

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[everydaylouie]

bull in a china shop

[astro-egg-celent]

Ben Shapiro's "Rap isn't music" take is actually great, because "kids today are listening to too much rhythmic poetry and its making me scared" is way more humiliating of a take than just saying "I don't like rap music"

[everydaylouie]

lost?

[cloevr]

[shencomix]

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[shencomix]

[discount-supervillain]

[colfy-wolfy]

its ok, they're friendly bites

[tanadrin]

The wizard who runs thought experiments gives you a magic orange tree. Once a day, this tree grows a single orange that, when eaten, restores the person who eats it to perfect or near-perfect health. The fruit loses its magical property if divided between multiple consumers, or if it is frozen or artificially preserved. The tree produces no more than 365 fruits per year. Any cuttings or seeds sprouted from it produce non-magical, ordinary orange trees; there is no way to increase the absolute number of fruits produced. What is the most ethical way to distribute the fruit?

Give it out to whomever you personally like best

Give the tree over to a public authority to control according to its rules

Auction the fruit on the open market

Give the fruit to applicants who meet specific moral and personal criteria

Distribute the fruit by lottery

Give it to those to whom it will grant the most quality-adjusted life years

Give the fruit to the most important people in society

The fruit can't be distributed fairly, so no one should get it: destroy the tree

Voting ended onMay 22

If I missed an option, pick the closest one and complain to me about it in the notes.

[astro-egg-celent]

There are a lot of terminally ill people with completely untreatable diseases at very young ages, I'd start with them.

[tanadrin]

The wizard who runs thought experiments gives you a magic orange tree. Once a day, this tree grows a single orange that, when eaten, restores the person who eats it to perfect or near-perfect health. The fruit loses its magical property if divided between multiple consumers, or if it is frozen or artificially preserved. The tree produces no more than 365 fruits per year. Any cuttings or seeds sprouted from it produce non-magical, ordinary orange trees; there is no way to increase the absolute number of fruits produced. What is the most ethical way to distribute the fruit?

Give it out to whomever you personally like best

Give the tree over to a public authority to control according to its rules

Auction the fruit on the open market

Give the fruit to applicants who meet specific moral and personal criteria

Distribute the fruit by lottery

Give it to those to whom it will grant the most quality-adjusted life years

Give the fruit to the most important people in society

The fruit can't be distributed fairly, so no one should get it: destroy the tree

Voting ended onMay 22

If I missed an option, pick the closest one and complain to me about it in the notes.

[astro-egg-celent]

Everybody hates when "The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy" because it's "bloat" and "kafkaesque"

But when it's "The bureaucracy is shrinking due to the deficits of a shrinking bureaucracy" its suddenly a "crisis" and "the inexorable decline of our empire" and "oh god the barbarians are approaching and we can't pay our army"

[discount-supervillain]

[thegreatgoatby]

go my yuri

[discount-supervillain]