wonton coup

licensed goofball, wonton soup + granny panty addict, as tall as the average American male, ice-cream biter 😜

[emcgregor-deactivated20220904]

Is it true that you fight crime in your spare time?

[wontoncoup]

PAPIIIII

[mxsamwilson-deactivated20210618]

The way Javi pronounces “Ellis McPickle” will never not be funny to me

[wontoncoup]

This post is IMPORTANT. He must be protected at all costs.

[bestintheparsec]

Din Djarin: (ง'̀-‘́)ง 

Pedro Pascal: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*✲ﾟ*｡⋆

[thatbanananana]

Sunny Sundae Smile©️ is Pedro Pascal’s thing

[bijameswilson]

Javier Peña leaning over tables (for @corellians-only)

[wontoncoup]

The specificity is killing me...

[tevanbuckley]

Din himbo Djarin knowing nothing about Star Wars

What do you know of the Jedi? Nothing.

[smilecapsules-deactivated202106]

#work that beskar pole, daddy

[bensolodyad]

Holy Force, this part was hot 😍🔥

[wontoncoup]

Rawr

[filmouts]

“Alright, pal. It’s time to go.”

[takemepedropascal-deactivated20]

Drop kicked the feelings right to my heart.

[wontoncoup]

I AM NOOOOOOOT OK

[dindjrins]

the last times Din was touched by someone he loved while saying goodbye

[wontoncoup]

OH MY GOD.

WAIT UNTIL THE END

[itsmandolove]

We love a bilingual man 😜

*Howls gurglingly in Tusken*

[aquielzadiel]

What do you mean this is nonsexual? Those hand gestures alone seems like a euphemism to me.

[wontoncoup]

Turns out, the Tusken sign-language revolves around sexual symbolism. Who knew?!

[kasiopea-star-wars]

Scene III, parts 1-7

[wontoncoup]

MY HEART

[wontoncoup]

*CRINGEEE*

[ohlexa]

Soon, he will be back with me.

[wontoncoup]

AAAAAGH I AM NOT OK

[dailywilliams]

THE MANDALORIAN.

Chapter 7: The Reckoning —  Chapter 15: The Believer

+ Bonus:

[takemepedropascal-deactivated20]

Mando is comin for you.

[wontoncoup]

I DID NOT NOTICE THIS PARALLEL AND I AM NOT OK.

[gr-ogu]

“You have something I want. You may think you have some idea what you are in possession of, but you do not. Soon, he will be back with me.” DIN DJARIN & GROGU, The Mandalorian.

[takemepedropascal-deactivated20]

I am not okay 🥺🥺

[wontoncoup]

It was his mission to secure the asset

Then it was his mission to save the asset

Then it was his mission to protect the asset

Then it was his mission to be a father to Grogu

[no-droids]

Welcome to my masterlist! All chapters are NSFW and contain smut. 18+ only.

THE MANDALORIAN (DIN DJARIN):

The Mandalorian NSFW Alphabet

Untitled Rough Day Backstory Drabble

Rough Day Series (Ongoing):

1. Rough Day

2. Heaven in Hyperspace

3. Negotiation Skills

4. Rest

5. Of Metal and Men

6. A Show of Good Faith

7. Rushed

8. The Floor is Better

9. Brown Eyes

10. Just the Translator

11. Promise Me (It’s Yours)

12. Beginner’s Luck

13. Kar’taylir

CASSIAN ANDOR:

The Sun on Both Sides

OBI-WAN KENOBI:

The Locked Door Series (Complete):

1. Why is the Girl Here?

2. Dove

POE DAMERON:

The Bet Series (Complete):

1. Mercy, Sabotage, and Dead Space

2. Rumors, Freebies, and a Race for Last Place

ANAKIN SKYWALKER:

The Secret

[calamardoybobesponja]

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

“well, hello fellow hunker-downers! coming to you high on half’a ambien, my doctor prescribes 10mg  for when i can’t sleep and i get so wound up over all this but i only take a half otherwise i’ll eat everything in the house, but look- another way i calm down is i write in my journal! and i put little stickers- [chuckling] i decorate- i’m a high school cheerleader stuck in a 65 year old male body… my violette stickers came today, LOOK!! aren’t they beautiful? i think i fell outta the womb and landed in my mother’s high heels. i just like things pretty, i think that’s why homosexuals were put on this earth, just to make things pretty! rabbits!!”

[vvitchella]

…rabbits..!

[thefirsthogokage]

I love him so much!

[wontoncoup]

This is one of the purest, most wholesome things I have ever seen.