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The shittiest of astrology blogs. Your mods are: once-ler, alex "astrology is bullshit", John Beena, PJSalt, Ellis, boneration, Sanic, ☭ насти ☭& lisa the soviet jew

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The Signs

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astrology PSA !!

mercury entered its last retrograde of 2016 around 9am est today and thats gonna last until september 22 at 1:30am est so whoever ur thinking abt texting dont fucking do it bitch!!

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signs as things you see in the youtube comments section

Aries: (_..-°\like if your watching this in janember/°-..)

Taurus: [ascii art copypasta]

Gemini: #makeyoutubegreatagain

Cancer: fist me daddy

Leo: kys

Virgo: [typo riddled comment that has 530 upvotes]

Libra: i loved this video thanks for making it content creator

Scorpio: [an entire paragraph reply to the person who liked the video about how the video is perrible and the person is wrong]

Sagittarius: [racial/homophobic slur hating on video]

Capricorn: [talks about how youtube is changing nd drama]

Aquarius: [reply to the comments above about how theyre the cancer of youtube]

Pisces: fat

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signs as stuff that belongs in the garbage

Aries: litter

Taurus: broken things, probably

Gemini: used toilet paper

Cancer: non-recyclables

Leo: crocs

Virgo: clcikbait titles

Libra: politicians

Scorpio: the sakura spirit/beach/clicker/etc games

Sagittarius: reaction yt channels that basically reupload the entire video

Capricorn: themselves

Aquarius: donald trump and similar people

Pisces: meninism

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signs as yaoi manga tropes that make you go 'why¿¿¿¿'

Aries: yaoi hands

Taurus: forced kiss

Gemini: the main is everyones side hoe before finding tru love™

Cancer: teens fuck at any hour any day any time in school property class time or not

Leo: torture and menipulation isnt love ya dope

Virgo: weirdly drawn anatomy

Libra: uke looks like a little kid

Scorpio: rape isnt love ya dope

Sagittarius: arranged marriage gone wrong

Capricorn: stalking isnt love ya dope

Aquarius: the one female character is evil incarnate

Pisces: adult x teen

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signs on the Richter scale

Its up anon! srry 4 the wait - mod john beena

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Signs on the Richter Scale

Aries: 9.0

Taurus: 2.4

Gemini: 7.2

Cancer: 5.0

Leo: 1.8

Virgo: 6.3

Libra: 8.2

Scorpio: 2.7

Sagittarius: 1.0

Capricorn: 3.6

Aquarius: 1.3

Pisces: 0.6

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Signs as the fantastic foursome

AmazingPhil: Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus

Danisnotonfire: Gemini, Aries, Virgo

KickthePJ: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Scorpio

Crabstickz: Libra, Leo, Cancer

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hey kiddos u should request some shit - mod jOHN BEENA

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Can I get a zodiac sign whos who for this?

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Jordan: Cancer, Libra, Gemini James: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn Aleks: Taurus, Pisces, Leo Seamus: Aquarius, Virgo, Scorpio

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Signs as Tribe Twelve Quotes

Aries: "You can over see my ass wakin' away."

Taurus: "Soft, sexy, and hostile, think that describes my life."

Gemini: "10:40 get to drink again!"

Cancer: "Hey squirrel, go climb this skyscraper and get this watermelon."

Leo: "What is this, fuckin' Captain Planet or something."

Virgo: "I'm gonna shove it so far up your ass you're never gonna get it out."

Libra: "FUCK"

Scorpio: "A ROGUE GOD"

Sagittarius: "He doesn't deserve the sweaty nipples off my back."

Capricorn: "a past soul sends his regards from the present."

Aquarius: "NOW. WE WANT YOU TO WAKE UP"

Pisces: "Quit hiding and show yourself for once you fucking coward!"

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Signs as quotes from marble hornets

Aries: "great, more tapes"

Taurus: [coughing]

Gemini: [coughing]

Cancer: [crying]

Leo: "Jay what are you doing?"

Virgo: [coughing and crying]

Libra: [coughing]

Scorpio: [pill bottle shaking]

Sagittarius: [audio distortion]

Capricorn: [audio distortion]

Aquarius: [anxious breathing]

Pisces: [coughing]

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All those anons that hate this blog dont know shit. This is fucking GREAT. You should do more aesthetics for the signs!

AYYYYY YOU’RE GREAT THANKS!

-Mod PJSalt

I’ll get around to doing more aesthetics for the signs soon, I got some school&personal stuff to work out but I’ll get on it soonish c: -mod jOHN BEENAall the anons are right -насти

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I'm dying!!!! This blog is the shit!!! Love it

Ay!!!! Thanks a bunch!!!!

-Mod PJSalt

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Capricorn’s Aesthetic Follow for more zodiac aesthetics

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Signs as shit I heard at a high school football game

Aries: It's 46-0 and an irregular helmet call isn't going to change that

Taurus: I'm ejaculating on his face

Gemini: THAT'S SOME gOOoOoOoOOOD SH IT

Cancer: WE'RE QUAIL HUNTIN' BOYS

Leo: REGULAR REGULAR REGULAR

Virgo: JASON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Libra: Fuck that orange

Scorpio: Jerk off my arm

Sagittarius: "I will throw you off this field" - one player to another.

Capricorn: The freshmen are spicy

Aquarius: I'm gonna jerk off on his face the second we get into the locker room

Pisces: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE ERIC FOREMAN

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Signs as nicknames we came up with for our football players

Aries: Guess

Taurus: Megatron

Gemini: Puddin/Tapioca

Cancer: The Son

Leo: Wolverine Twin #2

Virgo: Black Magic

Libra: Wolverine Twin #1

Scorpio: The Dad

Sagittarius: Gay #2

Capricorn: Gay #1

Aquarius: Bane

Pisces: Angry smol