least autistic dr who fan

(she/he, aroace) i bounce through hyperfixations a lot and tend to get terminal brainrot of the current one

[iamkaliomie]

“ If I told you the truth…your hearts would break. ”

[onion-souls]

Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid

[onion-souls]

"Thingy (possibly happening?)" Vs. "Thingy (possibly dude?)"

[onion-souls]

Anomaly is another great one: "thingy (???)"

[wrender]

Really good bit from the new defunctland video

[starbberryblue]

At that moment, the wall behind him would come down, and-

Oh my god.

😦It's HUGE! 😦It's SO BIG! 😟Why would they think this wasn't big enough❓ This could kill someone. Mezzatesta even said,

"This could kill someone."

-Mezzatesta

It's 13 feet tall❗

It's 18 feet long❗

It's Eleven Thousand Pounds❗

☝️For our metric based audience, that is equal to:

Something that is huge, and enough to kill someone.

[iluvylalevu]

Replayed isat recently, the party's perspective will never not be funny to me

[starridge]

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

[starridge]

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

[starridge]

the people have asked to see the scoundrel and who am i to deny you

mr renfield, ladies and gentlemen

[majomeowjo]

your thang looked easy to draw. he wasn't

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[radwolf76]

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

[lokeanrampant]

I am porcupine.

[krakensdottir]

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

[floridensis]

look at this squirrel

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[hyenafiend-deactivated20220214]

@rhythpo

[thequeenofsastiel]

And let’s not forget the time an entire pride of ten lions decided to take a nap in a single tree

Yes these photos are real

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

[surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen]

God they should have kissed that would have fixed nothing and caused more problems

[only-cat-memes]

[clowns0cks]

killing myself BACK ON

[astro-the-silly]

noise cancelling earbuds are genuinely so fucking lifechanging ohmy god . why were these kept away from me for so long. they make restaurants bearable. they make it so movie theaters aren't torture chambers. they're just like headphones but people don't yell at me for wearing them. the world is a beautiful place now!!

[spaghetti-number1rated1997]

happy pride to threebrig

[chronocrump]

you know she's going to learn the truth about you.

how much longer now...?

[grabbyfr]

[twelfth-doctors-browser-history]

Last night I dreamed that Harold Saxon summoned the entire population of Cardiff and shot everyone and that was it .

[itssofuckingover]

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the master projecting over two lovers running away together ^_^ transcript below the cut

The Master: I need to understand. Tell me about this hyper-jump ship. And who's we?

Kel: Me and my boyfriend. DeForest. It's his ship. A space skipper.

The Master: So you're escaping a life of service to the IPC, and eloping with a lover? [laughs]

Kel: Yes.

The Master [still amused]: Oh, to be young.

Kel: He got out some time ago. Now he helps others get out. The network put us in touch. I had to lay low until it was safe for me to be moved. We got talking. Encrypted chats, of course.

The Master: You've not actually met in person? You should be careful with online relationships, little one.

Kel: How else do you meet people in space? …We have a connection.

The Master: Ugh, of course you do.

Kel: He's done his time, given back to the network. He deserves to be happy. We'll cross the border and hyper-jump away forever.

The Master [Smugly]: Aww! You're very romantic for a trained killer.

Kel: I'm not a trained killer. I'm trained to hunt trained killers.

The Master: Grey area, if you ask me. But here's what I'll do. I promise not to kill you if he gives a lift.

Kel [sarcastically]: How magnanimous.

The Master: I have a thing for runaways.

[sawxix]

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

[sawxix]

the past tense implying sex has since been eradicated. the six (6) different synonyms all with 1-3 linked sources. those extensive citations juxtaposed with the extremely vague given definition of "an action performed by two or more people" . it's so fucking good. I could never put together a sentence this funny even if you gave me a full paid year off 2 do it

[redstonedust]

You're British? Oh no no no! Hatsune Miku does NOT interact with British people! Goodbye :D

hatsune miku doesn't . have a choice