Astro @astroflowershop - Tumblr Blog

In general it's fuck around and get blocked, so just don't be a clown.

I post whatever and rarely tag, except for original stuff of mine, which i don't have a personal tag for.

Feel free to call me Astro if you want.

And that's it i guess

I keep trying to explain warframe stuff to my technically-baby tenno but I keep forgetting that this game is nonsensical so every plot point or piece of trivia sounds like I pulled it straight out of my ass

madaradefender-deactivated20240

İchiRukii 🤍

importantcatpics

arabyian

my soul is searching for yours

heyvamin

because who am i if i don‘t give my entire heart everytime?

iamwizzzzz

sic-semper-hominibus

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

sic-semper-hominibus

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."

cryptotheism

I love how Warframe treats some of the wildest elements of its premise as completely unremarkable. A lesser game would never shut the fuck up about how badass it is that you're a space ninja. Warframe is like "yeah yeah yeah we know you're a space ninja, what's important right now is restoring the local wetlands."

cryptotheism

Warframe is fundamentally a game about ecological conservation in which you happen to play a biomechanical space killerfreak.

cryptotheism

Child of a brutal debt colony whose brain is legally owned by a hypercapitalist cult: "Do you wanna go ride hoverboards with us?"

Member of an ancient mercenary culture, wearing the cloned skin of a legendary historical warrior held together by psychic generational trauma: "Hell yes I do."

cryptotheism

Like 30% of the major story beats were caused by a Category 5 Old Man Yaoi Event.