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Hello Lilia 🦇✨

vytichka

Lilia in roses? It seems strange, but I think there's a vibe to it🫠

knownqueerbaiter

typed and deleted a post but know it is my burden to have the correct opinion all the time

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okay guys, I think bloodymary has gotten big enough that y'all need to consider not main-tagging the canon series anymore.

for those unaware: this has been Tumblr fandom etiquette since the old days. there's no concise line per se, but if an AU gets big enough to be cumbersome in the main tag even while blocked, it's common courtesy to stop tagging it with the canon series it's from.

if an AU is big enough to be cumbersome in a tag, it's big enough to be found by keyword searching. that, and when unrelated characters end up taking up this much space, you're far more likely to turn newcomers off to the idea of your AU. and you're more at risk of being blocked, bc it's a lot easier to block someone than to blacklist their username.

side note that this is etiquette is only aimed at fully named canon tags! so you can still tag it "#phm" and "#il" or even full character name tags.

so, please consider this at least!

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liam o’brien try and get through an interview without mentioning shadowgast’s sex life challenge level impossible

queer-here-and-in-fear

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

queer-here-and-in-fear

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

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anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl