leo sun / cancer moon / leo rising

it's cancer season

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the signs as inspirational book quotes

aries: most people are nice when you finally see them. harper lee, to kill a mockingbird

taurus: the only limits for tomorrow are the doubts we have today. -pittacus lore, the power of six

gemini: it is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. -andré gide, autumn leaves

cancer: some infinities are bigger than other infinities. -john green, the fault in our stars

leo: twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. -h. jackson brown jr., p.s. i love you

virgo: nothing that’s worthwhile is ever easy. -nicholas sparks, message in a bottle

libra: there is some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for. -j.r.r. tolkien, the two towers 

scorpio: get busy living, or get busy dying. -stephen king, different seasons

sagittarius: the goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. -chuck palahniuk, diary

capricorn: every human life is worth the same, and worth saving. -j.k. rowling, harry potter and the deathly hallows

aquarius: it is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane. -philip k. dick, valis

pisces: pain is inevitable. suffering is optional. -haruki murakami, what i talk about when i talk about running

[astrologicallyillogical]

gemini and sagittarius ship tag please

sure :)

where was their first date ?: sag took gem rollerskating and then to a cute restaurant placewhat my muse would do to cheer your’s up: sag would tell gem really stupid and funny jokes until gem cheers up & gem would would hug and be close to sag until they say they feel ok againwho wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: gem would wake sag up with neck and chest kisseswho would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: gem lmaowho would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: gemwho would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: sagwho said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: gem said it first at the end of a date and sag kissed gem and said they loved gem backwho would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: gemwho insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: sag wants a cat who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: sagwho takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: gemwho would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: lol gem what is their shared, favourite kink ?: hickies and dominationdescribe their typical kiss: really bold and adventurous and just consumed in one another, as if the rest of the world doesn’t mattertheir favourite ways to give affection: sag loves to hear about your favortie things and show you their favorite places and gem would hug and cuddle with you for days if they couldwho is more dominate ?: gemwho sings in the shower ?: sagwho washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: gemwho initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: gemwho teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: gemwho has the weirder taste in music ?: sagwho would initiate dancing in the rain ?: sagwho would be the one to suggest marriage ?: gemwhat would they name their children ?: a common name that they spell differently tbh lmaowho would their children take after more ?: gem

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[astrologicallyillogical]

Aquarius and Capricorn for the ship please?

ok!

where was their first date ?: the movies ~ aqua was really excited to see this new, independent film and they really enjoyed it and aqua talked cap’s ear off the whole way home about the deeper meanings that cap didn’t even catchwhat my muse would do to cheer your’s up: aquarius would prob take cap shopping and try on stupid, goofy things that they know will cap laugh and cap would surprise aqua their favorite lunch and sit there and talk with them while they eatwho wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: cap wakes aqua up with morning cuddles and forehead kisses and aqua initially feels rly suffocated, but learns to love itwho would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: neither or aquawho would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: capwho would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: aqua or bothwho said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: aqua said it first over text (not even realizing it) and cap freaked out and pretended to not see the text but eventually said it back in person later that daywho would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: aquawho insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: cap wants a husky or just a big dogwho is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: in bed: aqua - out of bed: capwho takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: aqua for bothwho would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: aqua tbh what is their shared, favourite kink ?: dominationdescribe their typical kiss: aqua goes into it playfully and light-heartedlly and cap goes all in, in response and it’s really cute their favourite ways to give affection: aqua loves to tease cap and show affection through texts because face-to-face things freak them out & cap loves to cuddle and kiss aquawho is more dominate ?: aquawho sings in the shower ?: capwho washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: capwho initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: aqua who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: aquawho has the weirder taste in music ?: aqua who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: capwho would be the one to suggest marriage ?: capwhat would they name their children ?: something super cute and warmwho would their children take after more ?: cap

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[astrologicallyillogical]

Taurus M & Taurus F for the ship thing pretty please? <3 <3 <3

ok :) i’ll use “TF” for taurus female & “TM” for taurus male 

where was their first date ?: TM really wants to impress TF and so he takes her to a really fancy and cute restaurant and then walks her home, but is too embarrased to kiss her before she goes up.what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: TF would cuddle with TM until he tells her what’s going on and she’ll console him and treat him like the most important person for the time being & TM will kiss TF in her favorite places and make her feel loved and they’ll prob break out into a passionate making out session lmao tbhwho wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: TF will jump on top on TM and kiss his chest until he’s fully awake lolwho would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: TFwho would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: TFwho would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: TM or bothwho said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: surprisingly, TM said it first while cuddling and TF said it back immediately bc she’d been thinking it for some time, nowwho would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: def TMwho insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: TF wants a small dog or something lolwho is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: TF bothwho takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: TM bothwho would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: lmao TF as a joke but TM actually kinda likes it what is their shared, favourite kink ?: neck kissing and hickies describe their typical kiss: really slow and tender and their breathing syncs up and it’s amasingtheir favourite ways to give affection: TM likes to stare at TF when she’s doing simple tasks and tells her she looks beautiful when she needs to hear it the most & TF likes to kiss TM everywhere and tell him about her wildest dreams for them and their future.who is more dominate ?: both actually they’re both v domwho sings in the shower ?: TMwho washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: TFwho initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: TMwho teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: TFwho has the weirder taste in music ?: TFwho would initiate dancing in the rain ?: TFwho would be the one to suggest marriage ?: TMwhat would they name their children ?: something cute but kinda cheesywho would their children take after more ?: TM tbh

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[astrologicallyillogical]

Taurus & Aquarius for the ship tag please 💕

sure :)🌹

where was their first date ?: aqurius took taurus to some weird shops and this interesting, underground restaurant and taurus surprisingly dug itwhat my muse would do to cheer your’s up: aqua wouldn’t really know what to do so they’d just sit there and hold taurus’ hand and let them know that they’re there for them & taurus would put on music that they know aqua loves and sit/lie with them until aquarius is okwho wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: taurus wakes aqua up with neck and chest kisseswho would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: lol either but prob aqua who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: aqua would accidently get something and taurus would take this as a threat and immidiately retaliate who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: lmao both they’d prob go into it planning/expecting to make pot brownieswho said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: taurus said it in a moment of anger during a fight and then would get embarrased - aqua wouldn’t say it back immediately, but will say it back the next day or sometime soon who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: taurus who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: aqua wants a reptile or something and taurus thinks it’s supid who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: taurus who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: aquawho would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: aqua lolwhat is their shared, favourite kink ?: biting, bdsmdescribe their typical kiss: very passionate and firey and like they can’t get enough of one another -- the type of kiss to make someone go “get a room!”their favourite ways to give affection: taurus loves to cuddle with aqua and kiss them a lot and just loves to caress aqua and aqua will stare at taurus for long periods of time and memorize their every beautiful flaw who is more dominate ?: taurus or both they both love itwho sings in the shower ?: aqua who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: taurus lolwho initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: tauruswho teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: aqua lolwho has the weirder taste in music ?: aqua who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: neither or aquawho would be the one to suggest marriage ?: tauruswhat would they name their children ?: something exquisite and different (but not tacky)who would their children take after more ?: taurus lowkey 

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[astrologicallyillogical]

taurus and cancer for the ship?

:) ok ~where was their first date ?: aw they probably had a picnic in the park and spent the entire time talking and listening to music cancer the was really excited to show taurus
what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: cancer would make / bring taurus a nice lunch at work and taurus would give cancer kisses all on their neck and face until they inevitably feel better or open up about what's going on
who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: cancer wakes taurus up with neck and cheek kisses 
who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: haha taurus would or neither 

who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: taurus :)
who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: taurus lmao
who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: cancer said it first when they thought taurus was asleep 
who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: taurus def
who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: cancer insists on buying a dog or some sort of small house pet 
who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: cancer is surprisingly louder in bed and taurus out of 
who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: taurus in both situations 
who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: haha probably cancer
what is their shared, favourite kink ?: moaning
describe their typical kiss: really tender and soft and caring.... like.... you can tell they care about each other a lot if you happened to see them kissing 
their favourite ways to give affection: cancer loves cuddling and just being around taurus and just touching, not even always sexually & taurus also loves touching and cuddling and loves hugs
who is more dominate ?: taurus 
who sings in the shower ?: both 
who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: cancer lol 
who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: taurus 
who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: both 
who has the weirder taste in music ?: cancer
who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: cancer
who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: probably cancer but taurus wouldn't be that far behind cancer
what would they name their children ?: haha aw i don't know probably something Classic™ - like.... a name you could probably find on a keychain
who would their children take after more ?: cancer (it's not that taurus doesn't care, though! just cancer, naturally, has that protective, caring instinct) :)hope this helps 💕send me asks!

[astrologicallyillogical]

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[tiredtaurus]

Ascendant, Moon, Midheaven

On the outside, I appear…

Aries rising: active, enthusiastic, straightforward

Taurus rising: steady, grounded, sensual

Gemini rising: adaptable, inquisitive, talkative

Cancer rising: cautious, caring, sensitive

Leo rising: confident, energetic, charismatic

Virgo rising: competent, poised, reserved

Libra rising: charming, pleasant, artistic

Scorpio rising: private, observant, magnetic

Sagittarius rising: adventurous, optimistic, restless

Capricorn rising: determined, responsible, serious

Aquarius rising: curious, independent, approachable

Pisces rising: gentle, easygoing, changeable

Deep within, I am…

Aries moon: spontaneous, passionate, strong

Taurus moon: guarded, sentimental, loyal

Gemini moon: intellectual, restless, open-minded

Cancer moon: empathetic, devoted, moody

Leo moon: affectionate, expressive, stubborn

Virgo moon: detail-oriented, practical, shy

Libra moon: fickle, peaceful, objective

Scorpio moon: intense, intuitive, secretive

Sagittarius moon: free-spirited, upbeat, impatient

Capricorn moon: stable, dutiful, self-critical

Aquarius moon: detached, idealistic, eccentric

Pisces moon: compassionate, emotional, impractical

However, I aspire to be or would like to be viewed as…

Aries Midheaven: confident, pioneering, enthusiastic

Taurus Midheaven: sensible, assured, tenacious

Gemini Midheaven: intelligent, creative, adaptable

Cancer Midheaven: dependable, nurturing, kindhearted

Leo Midheaven: bold, generous, commanding

Virgo Midheaven: helpful, organised, reasonable

Libra Midheaven: peaceful, well-mannered, sociable

Scorpio Midheaven: deliberate, mysterious, passionate

Sagittarius Midheaven: knowledgeable, dynamic, versatile

Capricorn Midheaven: controlled, wise, hardworking

Aquarius Midheaven: innovative, flexible, cooperative

Pisces Midheaven: intuitive, understanding, artistic

[chicastrology]

Signs as Break Up Songs

Aries - Forget You

Taurus - Since U Been Gone

Gemini - Cry Me a River

Cancer - Don’t Speak

Leo - Irreplaceable

Virgo - End of the Road

Libra - Bye Bye Bye

Scorpio - I Will Survive

Sagittarius - Unbreak my heart

Capricorn - Someone Like You

Aquarius - We are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Pisces - Too Little Too Late

[viralthings]

The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”

[sheepkind]

marry her faster

[indieresource]

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU ─

where was their first date ?: what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: how my muse would wake your’s up: who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?:  what is their shared, favourite kink ?: describe their typical kiss: how my muse shows their love for your’s: their favourite ways to give affection: who is more dominate ?: who sings in the shower ?: who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?:  who has the weirder taste in music ?: who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: what would they name their children ?: who would their children take after more ?:

[omgallwaswell]

Send me a SHIP and I'll tell you

notp / not really / uhm / sometimes / yes / my otp babies

• who is more dominant in the bedroom? • who complains the most? • who’s the laziest? • who wakes up the earliest? • who is most likely to steal the others clothes? • who is the big spoon/little spoon? • who gets jealous the easiest? • who’s the funniest drunk? • who proposed?

If you send me some ship I don’t know I’m sorry, I’ll tell you

[astrologicallyillogical]

(new) playlists for the songs pt. 1

here are the old playlists: 1 and 2

aries:

could’ve been me // the struts

tears // the tragic thrills 

pilot jones // frank ocean 

how can i blame you // john legend 

youth // troye sivan

room for 2 // dua lipa 

american teen // khalid 

don’t take the money // bleachers 

sleepyhead // passion pit 

ilysb // lany 

taurus:

everywhere i go (kings and queens) // new politics

lonely people // orla gartland 

leaving it up to you // george ezra 

still // seinabo sey 

surefire // john legend 

turning tables // adele 

japanese denim // daniel caesar 

ivy // frank ocean 

everybody lost somebody // bleachers 

liability // lorde

gemini:

promises // ryn weaver 

west end kids // new politics

chanel // frank ocean

ultralight beam // kanye west 

i don’t wanna live forever // taylor swift & zayn 

cowards // raleigh ritchie 

little bird // ed sheeran

straitjacket // raleigh ritchie 

green light // lorde 

fair game // sia 

cancer:

like a river runs // bleachers (ft. sia)

to build a home // the cinematic orchestra 

youth // daughter 

bad religion // frank ocean 

same drugs // chance the rapper 

writer in the dark // lorde 

love // kendrick lamar ft. zacari 

wasting time // taylor bennett ft. simone bisous

learn how to fight // besides daniel 

sunday candy // donnie trumpet and the social experiment

leo: 

favorite record // fall out boy

hard feelings/loveless // lorde 

friends // ed sheeran

all i want is love // a great big world

goodbye // who is fancy 

the fool // ryn weaver  

lost // chance the rapper 

addicted to love // florence + the machine 

thinkin bout you // frank ocean 

signed, sealed, delivered (i’m yours) // stevie wonder 

virgo:

ava // famy 

sadnecessary // milky chance

new constellations // ryn weaver 

let’s hurt tonight // onerepublic 

broad shoulders // taylor bennett ft. chance the rapper 

location // khalid 

deep the water // lewis watson 

banana pancakes // jack johnson 

drawing board // george ezra 

joy // ellie goulding 

[astrologicallyillogical]

(new) playlists for the signs pt. 2

here are the old playlists: 1 and 2 

libra:

stardust // new politics

until we die // gentle bones

hunting season // hands & teeth 

life of the party // shawn mendes 

young dumb & broke // khalid 

best friend // rex orange county 

changes // langhorne slim & the law

shake it out // florence + the machine 

still falling for you // ellie goulding

only love // ben howard 

scorpio:

my body // young the giant 

505 // arctic monkeys

timmy’s prayer // sampha 

the night // honne

eyes shut // years & years 

if i believe you // the 1975

medicine // daughter 

weathered // jack garratt

all the sad young men // spector

4u/lately // jay prince 

sagittarius:

touch and go // ed sheeran 

pierre // ryn weaver 

la devotee // panic! at the disco

that’s what i like // bruno mars 

another day in paridise // quinn xcii 

the thrill // miguel 

surprise yourself // jack garratt 

let’s go // khalid 

1 night // charli xcx ft. mura masa 

supercut // lorde 

capricorn:

not today // twentyonepilots

i need my girl // the national

love me now // john legend 

not your fault // awolnation 

temporary love // the brinks 

small things // ben howard 

without // years & years

i know the way home // andrew galucki 

hearts ain’t gonna lie // arlissa 

self-control // frank ocean 

aquarius:

kids // mgmt 

i love you more than you think // rizzle kicks 

lost boy // troye sivan

oceans away // a r i z o n a

easy to love // the jezabels 

overload // john legend 

white teeth teens // lorde 

blue spotted tail // fleet foxes 

new soul // yael naim 

show me love // hundred waters 

pisces:

from afar // vance joy

what’s up? // 4 non blondes

the emotion // børns

corduroy dreams // rex orange county

the love you’re given // jack garratt 

lost // frank ocean 

another sad love song // khalid 

no one knows me like the piano // sampha 

why do fools fall in love? // frankie lymon & the teenagers

stones around the sun // lewis watson

[astrologicallyillogical]

i’m not really gonna answer the asks in my inbox bc idk if you guys even need to know that information anymore so send more asks if you have any new, relevant situations that you need help/advice with :) i’ll answer them to the best of my ability 💝

[astrologicallyillogical]

How do you find your moon? Can you please tell me mine? 2001-11-06

hey :) i can’t tell your moon sign on this information, alone, but you can find it at astro.cafeastrology.com!