Astrologytown, USA

sun in cancer// moon in taurus// hmu with questions// follow my main blog

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the Gemini urge to eat shit and die

[all-that-glitters-is-goldfish]

The Capricorn urge to get out and vote

[zabadi]

whats something u do stereotypical for ur sign? ill go first im a virgo and i wash the dishes by hand bc i dont trust the dishwasher

[moonstrology]

reblog with your sun sign and your most used emoji

leo // 🌚

[welcometothe11thhouse]

negative expression

aries

sun: selfish

moon: domineering

rising: insensitive 

venus: rash

mars: impatient 

taurus

sun: stubborn

moon: jealous

rising: indulgent 

venus: greedy

mars: obstinate 

gemini

sun: superficial

moon: manipulative 

rising: anxious 

venus: flighty 

mars: dishonest 

cancer

sun: moody

moon: self-pitying 

rising: touchy 

venus: smothering

mars: argumentative 

leo

sun: conceited 

moon: bullying 

rising: pompous 

venus: overbearing

mars: condescending 

virgo

sun: critical

moon: hypochondriac

rising: sarcastic

venus: finicky 

mars: insecure

libra

sun: vain

moon: dependent

rising: fake

venus: shallow

mars: passive-aggressive  

scorpio

sun: lustful

moon: domineering 

rising: secretive 

venus: suspicious 

mars: competitive 

sagittarius

sun: blunt

moon: uncommited 

rising: loud 

venus: impetuous 

mars: impulsive 

capricorn

sun: melancholy

moon: power-hungry

rising: pessimistic 

venus: overcautious 

mars: authoritarian 

aquarius

sun: weird

moon: tactless

rising: contrary 

venus: robotic 

mars: unpredictable 

pisces

sun: escapist (drugs/alchol) 

moon: gullible

rising: mimic

venus: fickle 

mars: confusing 

[h0odrich]

two truths and a lie

[fauxastrology]

aries: languid air wears away to a restless gloom, trapped by summer’s noon taurus: the steady rhythm of cicadas buzzing overshadows time’s passing (illusions of eternity do not make life any less fleeting) gemini: lightning bugs set  the sky ablaze, replacing stars on  a cloudy day  (you keep trying to replicate their brightness) cancer: how free it is to laugh among verdancy  and azure ceilings,  an amnesiac to feeling alone leo: photosynthetic heart— you grow dazzling  under direct sunlight (where have you hidden your roots?) virgo: the tangled shade of tree branches become a sanctuary within  the potential of June libra: dragonflies dance in a dusted sky, clearing the way for night’s descent  scorpio: inescapable, sweltering heat — you fear  evaporating into the hazy skies sagittarius: barefoot and careless — you laugh in sunbeams  and smile dandelions  capricorn: lost without a  semblance of structure, blurry weeks fade into blurry months until you can’t decipher cicadas from hummingbirds aquarius: cloudless eyes  enamored of a world abloom wish to be like sunflowers, rival to the sun’s role pisces: oceans reflect fleeting ripples of  brighter views,  quickly consumed by  the crash of waves

summer poetry for the signs // fauxastrology (via fauxastrology)

[astrologirl]

the signs as details in life

aries: pillows, coffee, puzzles, board games, nail polish

taurus: decorative tape, flower crowns, gardens, plushies, dyed hair

gemini: roses, lipstick, city streets, skylines, holding hands

cancer: clean sheets, notebooks, rain, socks, legos

leo: art, sleeping, saturday nights, trees, sunsets

virgo: privacy, showers, paint, long hugs, oversized shirts

libra: stickers, jackets, snow, fleece blankets, cats

scorpio: mountains, sunny weather, ink pens, radios, necklaces

sagittarius: old magazines, books, sweaters, flowers, crayons

capricorn: cuddles, headphones, new shoes, silence, nightlights

aquarius: cities, leather, sunglasses, vinyl, collages

pisces: lakes, dancing, old friends, new places, vacation

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the signs as beatles cartoon screencaps

Aries:

Taurus: 

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[the-littlelady]

Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?

[thathealeygirl]

My last text says “Aw, thanks!”, which sounds fine to me.

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

“regret” wow….. #me

[nip-catcher]

“I’m in your room” cos that won’t freak people out..

[gothcostco]

“Im sick”

[devotedamazon]

“Omg mom”

[legitastrology]

2012’s a brand new year

[supastrology]

“What brand is the pasta”

[astrologirl]

"Ok swaggy"

[cometaesthetic-blog]

Stereotypes For Your Sign

Aries: endless rage. Burns down your house and screams at retail employees

Taurus: loves food more than their own family. Has not left bed yet in their lifetime

Gemini: has two heads (for their two faces)

Cancer: created every body of water on earth by crying over the Glee finale

Leo: “I can’t wait until I can finally marry my own reflection!” *licks mirror*

Virgo: “I’ve taken 3 showers so far this morning and disinfected my entire house! Time to vacuum my face.”

Libra: “Hey hot stuff.” *winks* “I’m very popular and make out with anything that moves!”

Scorpio: emo sex addict that seduces your entire family. Goes into a possessive, jealous rage and kills everyone

Sagittarius: doesn’t care about anything and avoids commitment like the plague

Capricorn: *pushes glasses up nose* “Well according to my calculations…” *snorts* *everyone falls asleep from boredom*

Aquarius: special snowflake complex. Came to earth via UFO

Pisces: an actual crying fish

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social experiment!

L _ S T

what FIRST comes into your mind as you look at this word? tag which word you first thought + your sun sign in the tags!

[astrologirl]

The Signs as TV Shows

Aries: The X Files

Taurus: How I Met Your Mother

Gemini: Pretty Little Liars

Cancer: Arrested Development

Leo: Wet Hot American Summer

Virgo: Over the Garden Wall

Libra: Orange is the new Black

Scorpio: American Horror Story

Sagittarius: Parks & Rec

Capricorn: How to get Away with Murder

Aquarius: Portlandia

Pisces: Steven Universe

[astrologirl]

what the signs remind me of

aries: campfires, music in your headphones so loud that everyone can hear it, jean jackets, black high heels

taurus: long necklaces, stripes, cashews, climbing trees

gemini: jolly ranchers, long finger nails, haircuts, talking in your sleep

cancer: daisies, pink lipstick, putting your head out the sunroof, holding the door open for someone

leo: everyone in the car singing along to the radio, red fingernails, giving the death glare to someone who was mean to your friend, knee-high socks

virgo: movie theatres, iced tea, your favourite pair of leggings, streetlights

libra: beer pong, talking during movies, airplanes, inside jokes

Scorpio: statement walls, old movies, combat boots, driving with the windows down so everyone can hear your music

Sagittarius: Throwing popcorn in the air and catching it in your mouth, playing fetch with a puppy, french horns, popsicles

Capricorn: Taking your shoes off after a long day, chalkboards, warm socks, the mall

Aquarius: bath salts, lemonade, group halloween costumes, showing your teeth when you smile

Pisces: summer breezes, hot coffee, black nail polish, candid photos

[astrologirl]

Cancer friendships with

Aries: Cancer is constantly bewildered by Aries but Aries doesn't give a shit

Taurus: Tell each other everything and make sarcastic comments

Gemini: giggling 24/7. Comfortable around each other

Cancer: Bring out the best in each other. Never talk shit

Leo: Hanging out entails sitting next to each other watching reality TV and eating popcorn. They do this all the time

Virgo: See movies, go hiking, talk about politics but it doesn't get messy.

Libra: Marathon Harry Potter together and show affection by buying each other food

Scorpio: Heated debates about fictional characters

Sagittarius: Bake cookies and eat them all in one sitting. Do the cinnamon challenge, the saltine challenge, and any challenge they can find on the internet

Capricorn: Conversation so fast and riddled with inside jokes and references so that a 3rd party can never keep up. They like it this way

Aquarius: Make it their goal to try the fish tacos as every restaurant in their city.

Pisces: Talk about what life would be like if Pokemon were real or if they had superpowers. They do this while driving around aimlessly

[astrologirl]

Why you always

Aries: Smilin?

Taurus: Buyin?

Gemini: Lyin?

Cancer: Cryin?

Leo: Flyin?

Virgo: Shyin?

Libra: Spyin?

Scorpio: Pryin?

Sagittarius: Denyin?

Capricorn: Tryin?

Aquarius: Sighin?

Pisces: Dyin?

[astrologirl]

The Signs as Canadian Things

Aries: Cash Cab, Bob & Doug, garburators, basketball

Taurus: Ogopogo, Nanaimo bars, Jolly Jumpers, Canadian Tire Money

Gemini: The Terry Fox Run, Colo(u)r, The Dionne Quintuplets, bagged milk

Cancer: The Tim Horton's Double Double Visa, Peggy's Cove, Corner Gas, Hinterland Who's Who

Leo: The Calgary Stampede, Michael J Fox, toonies, Much Music

Virgo: ketchup chips, separatism, Ryan Gosling, eves-troughs

Libra: The Robertson screwdriver, John A MacDonald, Angela Anaconda, lacrosse

Scorpio: Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, toques, Banff, Bonhomme du Neige

Sagittarius: Degrassi, Stephen Harper, The Klondike Gold Rush, not having pennies

Capricorn: Maclean's, Jim Treliving, Heritage Minutes, freezies

Aquarius: McIntosh toffee bars, Drake, Molson, The Bay

Pisces: Boston Pizza, Holmes on Homes, Timbits, The Roughriders

[astrologirl]

The Signs as the 12 Apostles

Aries: Andrew (Peter's brother)

Taurus: Bartholomew

Gemini: Judas Iscariot

Cancer: John (James's brother)

Leo: James (son of Alphaeus)

Virgo: James (son of Zebedee)

Libra: Simon (who is called Peter)

Scorpio: Simon (the Cananean)

Sagittarius: Thomas

Capricorn: Thaddeus

Aquarius: Matthew (the tax collector)

Pisces: Philip

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ASTROLOGY BLOGS MASTERPOST

PLEASE ONLY REBLOG IF YOU ARE AN ACTUAL ASTRO BLOG, THANK YOU

hi guys!! i need something to do with my time lately, and i love making masterposts, so i figured i’d do that!

PLEASE REBLOG WITH YOUR: sun mercury rising mbti type

i figure that mercury and mbti are the most closely related, as mercury rules how you think and communicate.

RULES: i don’t wanna include rules but i feel like i have to - only reblog once - don’t like, it distracts me and skews the number of submissions i think i have - only reblog if ur an astro blog - only reblog w these 4 things

thanks guys!!!

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reblog this guys!!

[dreamst4rgirl-deactivated202107]

cap sun // cap mercury // sag rising // enfp

[astrology-addict]

virgo sun, virgo mercury, virgo rising, ISFJ

[fauxastrology]

gem sun // cancer mercury // leo rising // infp or intp

[fabuloustrology-blog]

Cap sun - cap mercury - camcer rising - estp

[blushgleam-deactivated20170917]

Capricorn sun, Sagittarius mercury, Aquarius rising, ISTP

[hollastrology]

Gemini sun, cancer Mercury, Gemini rising, entp

[messyastrology]

pisces sun//aqua mercury//scorpio rising//infj

[twentyonezodiacs]

pisces sun/pisces mercury/aquarius rising/infp

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libra sun/libra Mercury/ Pisces rising/infp

[zodiac-county]

Virgo sun / Virgo Mercury / Virgo rising / istj

[reblogstrology]

Leo sun Leo Mercury Virgo rising ENFP

[astrologirl]

cancer sun// cancer mercury// virgo rising// ESFP