Lana Is My Name And Astrology Is My Game

PISCES//Ask me stuff//Idk what time I was born so I don't know my moon :(

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the signs as lame twelvie insults/comebacks

Aries: “Get a life”

Taurus: “Did you get dropped as a baby or something?”

Gemini:  “You should climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.”

Cancer: “You’re wasting your breath”

Leo: “I had a nightmare, I dreamt I was you”

Virgo: “There’s only one problem with your face.. I can see it”

Libra: “In one ear and out the other” 

Scorpio: “I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot”

Sagittarius: “ Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.”

Capricorn: “Like your mum?”

Aquarius: “I’m not insulting you.. I’m describing you”

Pisces: “I’m busy now, can I ignore you later?”

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just wanted to rant omg cuz i feel like youre a nice person😚So the aquarius guy..bumped into him one time accidentally and istg that was like the most beautiful thing that happened that day that was the closest we've been and our face were so close. There was also this time where we had christmas party at school and everyone was in their own classroom.went out to use the washroom and coincidentally he was there outside so we made this awkward eye contact but i found it cute as he was nervous

lmao no problems and thank u <3

Hmm NICE sounds like it’s going alright, message the kid surely ;)

xxx

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Lmao ok so im kinda embarrassed to say this but 😂😂here goes nth. Im 16 yrs old in grade 11 and well the guy i like is 15 yrs old and is in grade 8. Ive heard he has rejected girls that liked him (not gay). And well im embarrassed to tell my friends about this crush thing because of the whole grade difference and my friends are also like older than me (17-18 yrs)and maybe wellll.... how do u think i should attract an aquarius guy? Im also an aquarius btw sooo..

GIRLLL I can tell you everything about an age gap. BF and I are 3 years apart (oops oh well we kind of clicked so we decided it was worth it). 

You’ve only got a year between you, even if your grades are a little different. I feel like that’s not really an issue, if you really like him them I’m sure your friends will understand. What I found is that good friends just want you to be happy so they won’t mind. Best advice I can give you is to just talk to him and see where it goes from there. Because he rejects girls I wouldn’t straight up be like ‘lmao I love you’, just have a friendly conversation, maybe message him hello or make up an excuse as to why you’re messaging him and get things started from there (at least that’s what I’d do). 

Because you’re both Aquarius that (in theory) should make things more easy because Aquarius are generally real friendly.  Aquarius are also pretty unpredictable so even if he’s rejected other girls it’s worth a shot.  Also try not to invade his privacy because I hear that Aquarians don’t really dig that.

GOOD LUCK G. Send me updates xx

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jingle bell rock.

Jingle bells chime: Taurus, Virgo, Aquarius

In jingle bell time: Cancer, Capricorn

Dancing and prancing:  Leo

In the frosty air: Gemini, Scorpio What a bright time, it's the right time: Aries, Sagittarius 

To rock the night away: Libra, Pisces

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how do I attract a libra guy? 💌 (thank you! and love your blog!)

I’d say, show him that you like him. I mean, don’t be tooooo obvious but try and send those signals that you’re into him. 

Libra’s hate feeling lonely, they’re social and they’re flirty. Libra’s are generally pretty into love and all that good stuff, so do yourself some flirting and see how it all goes. 

Best of luck xxx

(THANK YOU!!!! also send me updates)

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Can you maybe check my blog out too and guess my sign?

oh boi oh boi I love this kind of asks thank u

I’m getting a like.. Leo or Libra vibe?? Maybe Pisces too but my first guess is Libra.  

I hope I got it right please tell me xx

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Im sure u dont care but im gonna rant anyway😭😭(and yes its guy probs) I have this guy whom i really like and i cant really tell if hes a fuckboi. Hes really funny and sweet and all that but hes a very touchy and a flirty person 😳😫 i saw him today with his ex laughing and hugging but he also seemed kind of uncomfortable? Or maybe its just my mind but yea he keeps on sending me mixed signals but i also dont want to directly ask him about it 😭 pls help Im sorry if i bothered u

girl, honestly if I were you I’d just go for that shit.

My favorite thing to do with a boy you like is to play a game of truth or dare. It sounds hella childish and/or sexual... BUT usually if he likes you back then it’ll get spicy. It’s a good way to try and find things out without actually making it obvious that you like him.

I’m sure different people will tell you different things, but personally if you think he’s a fuck boy but he’s kinda cute and you guys are doing okay, I’d go for it but not get too attached too quickly. If he is a fuck boy and you’re looking for a decent relationship then break it off, if he’s not a fuck boy then nice catch fam.

Hope it goes well babe send me updates xxx

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Would you mind checking out my blog and guessing my sign? I think it could be fun!!!

Yes omg what a great idea. 

I’m getting Cancer vibes?? Not totally sure but I just had a bit of a look (love what ur doing with the place btw) and I’m feeeeling like you’re Cancer?? Correct me if I’m wrong if you’re still around!!

Also loving the name ;)

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Ah yeah I heard about them (the wombats) going to the falls festival thing!! But I can't go because I live like 8 hours away lmao

I know this is from literally a year ago but dude The Wombats are so good.

If you’re into The Wombats you’ve heard Sticky Fingers right?? Saw them couple weeks back and oml it was actually amazing. 

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I usually don't follow these blogs, but i followed you because you know about the sun, moon, and rising. :) also I really like your blog.

Aww so sweet.

Thanks fam love you. 

I know this is from ages ago but we all need a confidence boost every now and again <33

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so I tried to take a shot at figuring out the whole rising, sun, and moon thing but the links u gave were only compatible with computers, not mobile devices ;-(( if u get some xtra time can u help a gal out? 4/24/99 born at 2:30AM in Hauppauge, NY ... also, out of curiosity, can u explain the significance of astrology as a whole? what does it mean to you personally (in other words-- why do u do what u do by helping all of us out with all of our silly astrology questions ? why do u enjoy it?)

Fam idk how to fix that, I’ll probably go and have a look around and see what I can find if you’re still looking for it so just chuck me another ask if you’re still interested :)

Astrology as a whole??

I enjoy it because it’s so fucking interesting to be honest. I personally don’t think that astrology defines all of us, as in, if you’re Pisces it doesn’t mean that you will be dreamy and have Pisces qualities, it just means that you’re directed in that way. Because, a lot of Pisces Sun people have Pisces qualities. The stars guide, not define. 

It’s just honestly a bunch of fun, doing the research, learning new astrology shit, trying to think of posts and then making shit in the hopes that someone will chuck me a reblog. 

Thanks for asking and sorry for the late ass reply <33

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I’m gonna be answering some old ass asks that are anywhere between one year and a couple months old. If you wanna send in some asks tho I’ll probably answer them but for a while I’m gonna be answering some of the interesting asks I got sent millions of years ago.

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always tired squad

Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

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the signs as Sticky Fingers’ lyrics

Aries: “They shot the gun, I wasn’t ready, I was robbed” - Outcast at Last

Taurus: “Here comes the sun and the bells, they’re falling for you” - Eddy’s Song

Gemini: “There’s all these rickety creatures trying to pull me down” - Willow Tree

Cancer: “Cause I’m done with singing sad songs” - Sad Songs

Leo:  “ And the people keep on coming down to my show” - Bootleg Rascal

Virgo: “Gimme something to feel, gimme something to hold” - Our Town

Libra: “I’m home when you’re there, alone don’t compare” - Westway 

Scorpio: “I killed you so you’d stay” - Caress Your Soul

Sagittarius:  “Cause we be rebels, the beast untamed” - How to fly

Capricorn: “I’m going to a place where the credit cards don’t decline on me” - Rum Rage

Aquarius: “ So what do you think of what we’ve made?” - Rum Rage

Pisces: “Birds fly away into the clouds of unknowing” - Tongue and Cheek

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the signs as Sticky Fingers’ lyrics

Aries: “They shot the gun, I wasn't ready, I was robbed” - Outcast at Last

Taurus: “Here comes the sun and the bells, they’re falling for you” - Eddy’s Song

Gemini: “There's all these rickety creatures trying to pull me down” - Willow Tree

Cancer: “Cause I'm done with singing sad songs” - Sad Songs

Leo:  “ And the people keep on coming down to my show” - Bootleg Rascal

Virgo: “Gimme something to feel, gimme something to hold” - Our Town

Libra: “I’m home when you’re there, alone don’t compare” - Westway 

Scorpio: “I killed you so you’d stay” - Caress Your Soul

Sagittarius:  “Cause we be rebels, the beast untamed” - How to fly

Capricorn: “I’m going to a place where the credit cards don’t decline on me” - Rum Rage

Aquarius: “ So what do you think of what we've made?” - Rum Rage

Pisces: “Birds fly away into the clouds of unknowing” - Tongue and Cheek

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Aries, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn