Which one of your cast is the WORST with romantic signals? Like straight up clueless.
Oh my god this is such a cute question
Okay so first off, I gotta say right now, they all kinda suck. None of them have had the best romantic history and all of them are currently single. But I'm gonna rank them all from best to worst.
1. Alice. She's the best with signals mostly because she knows she's hot shit and flaunts it. She can pick up on signals pretty well, but she does have her moments where she's genuinely just oblivious.
2. Bendy. Immediate downgrade, he sucks with signals. But it's not in a "He doesn't know if someone's flirting with him" way, but more "He thinks everyone's flirting with him" way. A lovely lady can tell him to have a nice day and he's CONVINCED she's fawning over him.
3. Scraps. Poor girl has so many self esteem issues. She's confident in herself in certain areas, but her looks aren't one of them. Not to mention all her relationships have ended in disaster. If you're flirting with her she'll either think you're bullying her or just playing around, but her brain won't let her comprehend you're actually interested. Very clueless.
4. Mugman. Okay now we're getting into really bad territory. As much as the man looks for love, he sucks at identifying it when it's right in front of him. You need to say it loud and clear for him. No subtle "Let's grab dinner," or "Are you free?". NO. He will see it as purely platonic unless you say it DIRECTLY to him.
5. Cuphead. Cuphead's just kinda stupid honestly. He definitely grabs the attention of ladies, but his obliviousness (paired with general disinterest) leaves him completely single. Every relationship he's been in, he has to be the one pursuing, otherwise you'll get NOWHERE.
6. Goob. Oh my god don't even TRY. PLEASE. First off, even if he did notice, Goob's pretty disinterested in relationships. But let's say you shoot your shot- he will see it as platonic and nothing more. Even if you openly tell him it's a date, he won't understand. Even if you buy him flowers, chocolates, and plaster a big fat kiss on his cheek, it just won't process to him. Goob has to really like YOU romantically before he even begins to see any of your attempts as flirtatious.