[crayonbrand-moved-deactivated20]

youre singing. augustus gloop is stuck in a giant tube and youre singing.

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[l10l-deactivated20200813]

bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches

[bobschofield-deactivated2018101]

THE ONE ACTUAL PICTURE OF US I KNOW OF by Bob Schofield

for Kaylee

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

Thanks! How do I uninstall it?

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

It Uninstalls You.

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

i warned you

[asleepyteen]

The laugh track plays but now one voice louder

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

[mr-quiyst]

This is stone cold truth.

[ratliker1917]

mad about the idea of money being exchanged for goods and services

[ratliker1917]

first of all, explain to me, what makes them “goods”, instead of , “bads”

[fulltimesunshine-deactivated202]

hsfdjkgsdfkdlsf\g i’m screaming because,,,, idk if op knows this but,,,,,,, this is a real thing in economics that we talk about and draw models of:

[undeadlobster]

MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR BADS AND DISSERVICES

[inkskinned]

hmm. almost like we’re all discovering that systems of isolation are actually deeply traumatic and difficult to maintain & while i absolutely think it’s imperative we follow the rules in this time im also like. 

maybe it’s about time we start looking at all the ways society forces individuals into isolation, particularly the most vulnerable among us. including but not limited to: corporations that encourage “family” narratives of loyalty to the corporation while strongly discouraging the lowest-wage members from contact with each other or with the outside world; the abandonment and complete mistreatment of indigenous populations; a prison system that uses solitary confinement as a punishment; the ableist framework which alienates and literally traps disabled individuals …. hmmmmmm……………..

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[meme-theft]

[2spleenz]

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

haters will see you

[rainbowgazes-archive]

and be like

[henstomper]

you

[smitethestate]

This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.

[imtotallystoked]

Yikes

[akhmenos]

My parents were talking about how painfully easy it would be to knock that softball out of the park. And it’s not even like he fouled it.

He turned around and hit the umpire with his bat

[bixbythemartian]

like that’s an easy ‘Don’t be scared, we’re doing our best and we’re going to get through this together’ kind of pitch. like basically the reporter offered, on a plate, a way for him to be a leader and he started throwing his own poo, instead. it became a gotcha question only because the dingus in chief treated it like a gotcha question. 

[wadey-wilson]

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

excuse me if this makes very little sense as i have been drinking and it is almost eleven pm on a wednesday but today i walked into my favourite cafe and the frenchman who makes my coffee, didier, told me about how he had just discovered that the woman who had left as I came in happened to live on the same street as his brother, “isn’t the world remarkable?” he said to me. I laughed, “don’t you wonder about how many people you meet on a daily basis that you have something in common with without realising?”

Tonight I had beers with a couple of guys, they were old friends. “How long have you known each other?” I asked. They laughed, “guess!” Turns our they shared a wetnurse, a connection their mothers didn’t discover until they became friends years later.

As I walked to the train I texted my housemate to ask where she was, if she wanted to meet up before we headed home. Suddenly I heard my name called as she ran across the station towards me. “Oh how strange, I just messaged you!”

Sometimes the world feels very large and our differences seem unbridgeable. Other days we run into one another over and over again, and I am glad to recognise friends.

[spiderman-homecomeme]

never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart

[ivapiva]

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

[astronomr]

i’ve experienced this! it was called “affordable healthcare” (:

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

[techmomma]

This includes implied ugliness.

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

you should wear more makeup

[randomslasher]

Mom: “You’d have more friends if you lost weight.” 

Dad: “Frankly, if you lost weight you’d be a knockout. I’d be beating boys away with a stick.” 

Yeah that shit’s really hard not to internalize.