im an enigma

dont touch me unless you're frank iero

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[yongmuney]

i get really weird after long movies where am i

[god-body]

Tyler Durden - Our Great Depression

[clarabows]

The Shining (1980)

[bornthixway]

[escaperooute]

[bornthixway]

[vegasmo]

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

[minions420]

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

[priceofliberty]

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

[internetdouchebag]

"can I have another sauce?" "they’re 25¢ extra”

[delreigns]

[rachol]

[paradoxicalissue]

everyone on here ~.~

[ruinedchildhood]

[atrauelasil-shirana]

So accurate 

[thursday]

[masscracc]

[super-redhead]

this would look really cool in a horror film, all from the recordings of an iphone or something, ends on a cliff-hanger then the battery dies

[slowspinningredemption]

OK SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY which basically boils down to MY CAMERA DOES THIS.

ALL THE TIME.

Well not all the time but enough times for it to be worrying.

The first time I was taking pictures up in the mountains near where I lived and I was taking a landscape shot near this creepy door that just stands alone in the middle of nowhere, and it flashed up “blink detected” and put a square over apparently nothing.

The second time I was urban exploring in a fucking abandoned hospital and it came up with the face detected square twice, once outside and once in a dark hallway, and one of those times there was apparently a blink detected.

The third time I was urban exploring in an abandoned village and I took a photo of the back garden of one of the abandoned houses and yup, “faces were detected in this image”. 

I’m at least 110% convinced I have a magic camera. It sees dead people.

[screamingintovaginas-deactivate]

Y’all fuckers are out here exploring abandoned villages and shit and wondering why you’re seeing ghosts

[positivedoodles]

[azelmajondrette-deactivated2014]

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

That is how I fall asleep each night.