D U M B . B I T C H

28//Queer//Non-Binary//They/Them ~ I live in NH, I'm boring. Sometimes I post nudity but not porn.

[gay-irl]

gay🧑‍🚀irl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nevver]

Perry Bible Fellowship

[santas-clauze]

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

[nem0c]

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

[rickfuckingdalton]

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

[bonesawcagematch]

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

[simon-newman]

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

[eric-coldfire]

Best duo.

[seriousfic]

[breadgunner-deactivated20200418]

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

[phoxxent]

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

[shoudesuka-mechadork]

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

[anybodyandsomebody]

The most ambitious crossover

[ghost-cassette]

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

[blurrymango]

Texas and Japan are soulmates.

[teralyri]

Buddy cop movie but its a Texan Samurai and a Japanese Gunslinger

[remnantglow]

when being insufferably obnoxious abt a piece of media u love actually convinces ppl to check it out

[lovecore]

season 1 episode 4: conduit

[academia-machiavelli]

Oh to have a dagger strapped to my thigh

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: Our Dreams at Dusk / Shimanami Tasogare / しまなみ誰そ彼

by Yuhki Kamatani

[abloodymess]

Roger Ebert just destroying some specific kind of nerd(s). 

[frankie-freak-deactivated202509]

Hehe let’s make fun of socially awkward people who try to strike up a conversation with you by asking what house you’re in.

“haha nerd whore. Asking ME what house I’M in! The audacity. How dare you speak to me NERD”

[kineticpenguin]

That’s really not what this is about. But an adult trying to use Harry Potter as an icebreaker years after the series has lost public relevance outside of any context besides “JK Rowling is an asshole on Twitter again,” and/or “wow these books are kinda racist aren’t they,” without any sign that they’re talking to another Harry Potter fan, might mean that they should consider expanding their horizons. That they should, perhaps, read a different book.

Although that brings a specific scenario to mind, which… is probably more like what the Ebert quote was talking about.

This is more than just awkward. Like if this person said “Ah, well, nevermind” after being told their date hadn’t even seen the movies and changed the subject, yeah it would’ve been awkward, but would’ve been a respectful way to keep the conversation going. Plowing on through anyway with “I’m a Hufflepuff” kinda shows that, at best, this person really has nothing but Harry Potter in their deck. At worst they don’t really care about anything their date has to say and is going to stay in their fandom bubble, their “cubbyhole of pop culture,” using any excuse to shoehorn Harry Potter back into the conversation despite their date’s obvious lack of interest in the topic. It’s disrespectful, obnoxious, and ultimately boring.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[thetransintransgenic]

Noir:

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

[star-temeraire]

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat

[insomniac-arrest]

I think a lot about that Fruits Basket story where the onigiri (rice ball) thinks its plain and bad with nothing special about it

but everyone else actually admires it because of the delicious plum on its back that it can’t see

anyway, I’m going on a second date with a girl soon and couldn’t help but think “Why would she want to keep going out with me?? I’m like, so weird and a little crazy.”

but then I remembered that there is also a plum on my back that I can’t see and that people often like others for reasons we don’t recognize in ourselves. Be kind to yourself. There’s always something good about someone– however little we remember it.

[paeshi]

can’t believe it took me this long to realize that the reason ppl like me is because of my fat juicy ass

[road-kill-eater]

other superheroes reactions to reformed 80s magneto in his disco getup literally leading the xmen is the best

[theartofthecover]

Batman Beyond and Spider-Man 2099 fan art (2019)

Art by: Dustin Nguyen

[anxietyproblem]