cakerawala

Lyr/Rubber|Any pronouns|15|MY|I LOVE MY FRIENDS

[rubbertapping]

you guys are fucking hilarious

[scoes]

callin the world from isolation

[outofcontextdiscord]

[lasturlontheleft]

me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

[goulashnikov-concern]

This post has prevented me from buying a figma for a solid month

[handsometruth]

😍😍😍

[gharibajameel]

[koltira]

[deadgoliath]

Well what the fuck now

[deadgoliath]

please help me

[deadgoliath]

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE PLEASE

[wudgiefudgie]

how do you keep doing this to yourself 

[ambidisastrous]

Write in the tags that movie you’ve seen so many times over so many years that even though you haven’t seen it in a bit, you can still recite every line as it happens

[parkchanwoohoo]

My brother: What’s air ‘bnb’ stand for?

Me: oh a b&b is a bed and br–

My brother: Bungeons and Bragons

[shencomix]

[mwg-drwg]

[greelin]

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

[greelin]

lest anyone forget this iconique moment

[peachdoxie]

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

[tokai-teio]

[mesopelagic]

holy shit i have the best idea

[mesopelagic]

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

[mesopelagic]

thats not what happened though :•(

[maverlok]

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

[maverlok]

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

[interrobang-incorporated]

K… but why conjugations of to be?

[maverlok]

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

[kianahsaro]

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

[hikuret]

the best boy… from the best omake

as usual, feel free to use in themes or whatever

[yesterdaysprint]

Altoona Tribune, Pennsylvania, January 9, 1939