Seasoned Fatiha-Maxxer

Some day, I may return to you. Note:no longer homestuck

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[bunnirabid-art]

im afraid i ate with this one....

[nyancrimew]

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

[nyancrimew]

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

[crystallizedtwilight]

am i wrong

[ankutsu]

Mandrake Boys Tips

Little tips I’ve learned from playing the jpn version for a couple years. Feel free to add! And welcome to the Garden, friends.

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[fragranticareviewers]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[battylite]

gun to your head what is the best tweet of all time?

[dirtymechaconfessions]

[protestantcrona]

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

[notpoppunk]

i just feel at home on this website

[mesogears]

I simply CANNOT believe this is real.

Congrats, @vyl3tpwny!

[vyl3tpwny]

oh yea i forgot to tell tumblr. my album became the first pony record to hit pitchfork and it received a good score. kieran press-reynolds is known for being fully tapped into the underground scene and has done reviews for artists like femtanyl, quadeca, syzy (my goat), and quinn.

when i originally started the vylet pony project (initially under "musicians of ponyville") in 2012, my goal was to get pony music to the mainstream in some way. my initial vision for that was through monstercat, but my priorities and styles shifted very drastically to the point where that couldn't be the goal anymore. with CUTIEMARKS breaking into the RYM charts and causing the stir that it did, i had a feeling this would eventually be inevitable. so it's awesome to say that after 13 years of doing this project, making pitchfork satisfies the original goal of what i wanted.

for the record to get a critic review to be "love & ponystep" is also a triumph to me. monarch was the obvious choice, it's like The Music Nerd type of album. but i wrote love & ponystep with the intention of making it extremely unavoidable how pony and how gay it is. there's a type of fan who is going to dismiss the pony (or furry) aspect of monarch for one reason or another — the lyrics allow them enough plausible deniability with that. love & ponystep allows no such freedom, because to get to the finish line, you have to shake that flank at the worst rave ever. for the album that gets a first review to be this unapologetically faggy ass pony record, that's exactly what i would have wanted all along.

and i've had bitches in my ear for 13 years being like "if you just ditched the pony stuff you'd be so much bigger." maybe you'd expect that from ppl outside of this scene. but no, i've had full on bronies and the like suggest that ponies are holding me back. well. how is that narrative working out for you?

go read the whole review, it's amazingly written. shoutout again to kieran press-reynolds. not only is the review art itself, but so much love and research was put into making it accurate and respectful. i felt very understood by it.

[infectiouspiss]

why must we humiliate the small penis? why not appreciate it? little handful of cock so easy to hold, easiest blowjob of your life, much harder to hit with a nerf dart, much cooler when you trickshot snipe it with a nerf dart from 50 feet, way way cooler than hitting that easy ass 8 inch target, get that cock off the trickshot field we're never gonna get a million views if we're doing wimpy trickshots. check this shit out *throws a shot glass across a basketball court and it lands perfectly on a guys tiny cock* that's a million views right there

[quoms]

In addition to avoiding directly quoting Charlie Kirk or engaging with any of his expressed beliefs, the Respectable Centrist media eulogies don't seem to understand or acknowledge what his actual job was, which was "propagandist." Kirk was, I would argue, the most famous and successful propagandist in 21st-century America, in terms of being someone who personally oversaw an entire vertically integrated propaganda ecosystem from strategy through to distribution. You still have strategists like Christopher Rufo, whose talking points end up being very influential but are initially aimed at a niche audience, and you have TV talking heads, who read off lines from a teleprompter with an appropriately persuasive affect, and you have media magnates like the Murdochs, who finance and run the organisations that shape public opinion but leave the actual work to their employees - but Charlie Kirk could do it all. This is why labels like "activist" or "media personality" or "influencer" are not only euphemistic but inaccurate.

I think there are a couple reasons for this evasion. One is that "propagandist" is a somewhat antiquated term, in part because the industry has been overtaken by specialisation and division of labor, and in part because the tools of propaganda (marketing) have become so universalised that it is hard to do anything on your phone, on your computer, or in public for more than a few minutes without engaging with it in some way, shape, or form: like water to a fish, propaganda is so normal as to not merit observation. The other reason is that in the mainstream media's view - ironically, but predictably - "propaganda" does not exist, so by definition there can be no such thing as a propagandist.

In any case, you can't understand Charlie Kirk without understanding this basic fact. Commenters like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein display a truly pathetic credulity when they say Kirk argued for the love of debate, or free speech, or whatever. He argued for the love of creating spectacular short-form video content to push a predetermined political agenda. He argued for the love of humiliating his enemies and getting it on video so that it could be broadcast as widely as possible to bolster public acceptance of a narrative, which was his job. When he helped create an academic blacklist to punish and suppress intellectuals who opposed his narrative, that was also his job. Those things weren't contradictory or even remarkable (other than being remarkably evil) - they're just what a propagandist does.

[aijouz]

i hope these guys are thriving, wherever they are

[garak]

thinking about mgs again. it never fails to make me laugh remembering ocelots promise to kaz to raise liquid so he could 1v1 david when they were older. why did you need to raise kids for that literally just fight yourselves if its such a problem. i mean obviously ocelot would win and did win against kaz when the time came for that but still its like if you really have beef with big boss like that why are you waiting like 10 more years to do anything about it its not like kaz has a problem with child soldiers just train him now. but i guess the problem with that was that at the time david was somewhere in middle america in a foster home with little to no combat experience meanwhile liquid was running amok beating everybody up. they had to drop mustard gas or some shit on him to get him to stop and even then it didnt work. so clearly if its kaz and david vs ocie and liquid its not really a fair fight at that point. what i dont understand is why ocelot even agreed to it why let kaz have the kid at all... he could have had the full set solid liquid and solidus all at his beck and call. but then again its not like he actually had any of them under control anyways he didnt even raise liquid like he said he would. if i was ocelot i would have become a true mother to that boy i would not have let him become british i would even welcome his weird psychic friend and through that i would have made them even stronger. kaz and david wouldnt have stood a chance

[ventowol]

lelouch

[saewokhrisz]

lancelot & gawain