if i had a nickel for every time a gay neurodivergent guy and a parentless slavic guy who has an ex named svetlana went from hostile to lovers, i’d have two nickels;
which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice 🤷♀️
You know, I wonder if Rosie thought Alastor was asking for her soul at first. Similar to how Charlie and Vaggiɇ (since the name change, she’s getting the Biltzø treatment from now on) assumed the same thing when making deals with him.
“What’s in it for me? I don’t work for free. You want help? Well, you know the fee!”
“I will not reward a snake like you!”
“You’ll watch them die unless you do!”
“Liar! You wouldn’t dare!”
“Quid Pro Quo, it’s only fair.”
“You really are a demon, pet.”
The whole scene, she was incredibly reluctant to give Alastor what he wanted in return for his assistance. Which is why I think she was acting on the assumption he was using HER idea of a fee.
He needed her help to raise the ranks of Hell, and he paid the highest price possible for it. And now she needs his help for whatever secret reason that may be. So it stands to reason the same would be required of her now the agreement was flipped on its head.
But then—
“You knew my game the day we met.”
JUST LIKE THAT, with a show of his broken cane and a reference to their old song, Rosie’s smiling. And not even reluctantly. She’s hook, line, and sinker.
He isn’t asking for her soul, he just wants his powers without the added strings of indentured servitude. In fact, he’s implicitly offering to keep doing the exact same thing as before, albeit with less leverage on her side.
Whatever her master plan is, he’s all in. The cards may be out her hands, but he doesn’t mind letter her peak at his.
so much to digest but can i just say i’m literally never getting over these two frames btw
this shit runs so much deeper than i thought oh my god. what the hell kinda unhinged makes you crave validation to the point of such monumental self-destruction BOTH IN LIFE AND IN DEATH
THE FIRST "I LOVE YOU" WITH ALASTOR, LUCIFER AND VOX.
A/N: That's right- the triple kill.
Content/ Summary: Your guys first "I love you", no use of Y/n, no mention of specific gender
Tw: Prob mischaracterisation , mentions of sex but no description so like nothing extremely vulgar , small part describing gorey content but nothing too descriptive.
ALASTOR
¤ Its a shock in the first place that the radio demon has been dating you for longer than what most people thought. Or Dating anyone at all infact- He doesn't give off "boyfriend". But surprisingly he had faithfully stuck by you for a while.
¤ There was never any pressure on how fast you two went, you both just silently agreed to go your own pace. Which was a blessing on both of you cause there was no unnecessary expectations put on one another. You both decided that ur romantically interested in one another and just vibed with that from then on.
¤ It had been after he had a pretty hefty fight with an overlord who had dissed you (Completely their fault smh) and he came to your shared home in deep cuts and bruises sprinkled all over him. His normal attire not formal but messed up widely. However he still gave you that famous soft smile when he saw you greet him.
¤ Most of the time when an instance like this occurs he prefers to stitch himself up rather than have you do it. He wouldn't want you to get his blood all over you but after his tragic fight with Adam his magic doesn't help and just makes his body seethe in more pain. So he sat down on the couch while you tried your best to gently stitch up his cut again.
¤ Alastor had never been a romantic at heart but there was something nice at seeing you tend to his wounds so sweetly. It felt almost domestic, and since he was alive in a decade that it was the norm- that just added to his admiration of you.
¤ You thought he was gonna say it? Nah, it was you. You sat up after finishing your work and scolded him on his reckless behavior and how he isn't immortal and you dont know what you would do if he-
"Darling I'm not someone you should make such a fuss over."
"You seriously don't understand why I'm so worried that my boyfriend came limping home??"
"I have handled myself for decades. You're just being paranoid."
"I know...I just don't want to see the man I love get murdered. I can't lose you."
"Oh Mon chéri...I will never leave you."
Eww get a room
¤ After a comforting silence he embraced you softly (so his scar doesn't get hurt) and mummered something along the lines of "I love you more". It always amazes you how the radio demon has always shown you how much you truly adores you with no shame.
VOX
□ You were the whore of the week. That's what everybody told you. Once Vox got tired he would dump you for someone hotter. But he never did for month and months to the point where all of Hell considered you married. Because there was no way Vox would keep someone for that long.
□ Vox is the type to be the worst asshole in the world but the second you two are alone he is a softie. Because he cares for you, he may have signaled that he loves you with gifts and words of affirmation and affection but never a verbal "I love you". Because if I'm honest, he is scared. The rejection from Alastor cut him deep and he doesn't want that to happen.Which is a shock that he allowed himself to relax around anyone after that.
□ It was a late night, after Alastor had mocked him one again in a verbal battle between the two. He had stormed back to the V tower and you know that scene from Mean Girls where Regina screams into her bedroom and throws things around? Yeah he does that. Since your used to his violent ways of getting his anger out you just sit calmly on your phone waiting for his temper tantrum to stop.
□ Once he finishes, he flops beside you on the bed and practically crawls into your lap for attention. So you give it to him and put your phone aside. Rubbing his back and whispering comforting words as he melts in your touch. No one was allowed to see this side of Vox and he never knew he would be able to show this side of him to anyone. But you were different, you were his home and his comfort place.
□ He could be himself with you. No matter what you would be by his side. Even if he got caught up in the power and lost you on the way, you will take him back (ofcourse with a strong apology). He absolutely adored you, he was infatuated with you, He-
"Love you."
□ You both froze. You never expected Vox to ever say that and he didn't think he would say that out loud. And knowing Vox you immediately respond with "I love you too" before he scurries away in embarrassment.
□ Let's just say later that night you both got what you wanted. He got his anger out and you got to hear him say he loved you over and over and over. 😉
LUCIFER
☆ I love my short king. But we have to acknowledge his shortcomings aswell. He 100% said "I love you" early. Like 3 months early- or shorter, depending on what you think is shorter.
☆ If he gets with you even after Lilith then he truly adores you. Like he loves you to the moon and back- he LOVED Lilith. So its like double for you. But focourse he can't say that immediately, that might scare you away. So he planned to tell you later, however he may or may not have said it on accident.
☆ It wasn't a day out of the ordinary, he had came home after spending quality daddy daughter time with Charlie. And you had seen an episode of bluey where it invloved a duck cake. And knowing your boyfriend absolutely loves anything to do with Ducks, you ofcourse made him one.
☆ When I tell you he light up with second he entered the kitchen, Im not even lying. You could see the fireworks coming out of his ears. He gave you a bone crushing hug with a million 'thank you's and he covered your face with kisses. By the time you pulled back your face with bright red, eyes were blown out and you were breathless.
"I can't believe you would make all of this just for little ole' me!"
"Ofcourse, anything for you."
"God Satan, I love you."
☆ He ate that cake with the hugest smile ever. Whenever you two want something sweet, that duck cake is always your go-to and you always bake it together. Expect a lopsided cake and both of you covered in flour and icing.
THIS TURNED OUT SO CUTE OMWWWW
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