whoa mama mia cunt

would it please you listen to thunder instead?

[asyncs]

read my about section in my bio or in the link below before following :]

https://asyncs.tumblr.com/hello

[asyncs]

a mimir

[asyncs]

made a reddit post today this is so scary good night

[superevilmeowmeow]

ALL of the strilondes are monsterfuckers. proof?

[liquidstar]

out of all the couples in greek mythology i UNDERSTAND why persephone and hades were the ones that were taken out of their original context to be made into a cute pair by popculture (and i dont really have an issue w this bc its sooo far removed from the actual canon) BUT.... some real untapped potential with hephaestus and aphrodite in different contexts. worlds hottest woman (barring helen) going to bat for her husband that everyone else thinks is butt ass ugly, but shes like im literally the ceo of hotness and i think hes sexy so either get over it or die idc

[phoebusbridgers]

[angelsaxis]

[preciselywibble]

I'm sorry to all the tone-indicator people, but "/hj" will always mean "end of handjob" for me

[kitdadington-deactivated2015060]

Stars on the street

[cute-evil-cookie]

Fusili on the grass

[free-post-store]

$0

[asyncs]

a mimir

[asyncs]

one day i will go 5 minutes without thinking of killing myself good night

[shiopomu-remade]

Rhythm game player: how are you today

Someone: Good

Rhythm game player:

[rottingfacade]

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

[rottingfacade]

[headspace-hotel]

kind eyes of angels

[screenshotsofdespair]

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

do you promise

[asyncs]

a mimir

[asyncs]

one day cis gays will stop making everything about them good night

[d0gbl0g]

[zootopia-abortion-comic-archive]

best chip flavor.............

bbq

salt & vinegar

plain/salted

sour cream & onion

dill pickle

all dressed

ketchup

cheese

jalapeno

some other shit (elaborate in the tags?)

Voting ended onApr 4, 2023

reblog it after u vote saying what u voted for :3 im a nosy piece of shit i need to know

[meaningfulstream]

[funky-ravioli]

french people when they were coming up with the French language

[asyncs]

a mimir

[asyncs]

hoping tomorrow does not suck ass good night

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy