No Forklifts Allowed

"Okay, I got it, I got it... NO I DON'T GOT IT COVER ME" I'm just a dork who likes anime and video games, and who adores horseback riding and comedy. Don't mind me. she/her and they/them, 23 years old

[ratatosk777]

whenever I draw lace she looks like a chicken

how do I prevent this

?

does she look like this when you draw her?? if that's the case, please never stop drawing chicken lace

[strayknight]

having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

[strayknight]

yeah they love forming a faggot together its like their favourite thing to do

[assignedfaggatbirth]

please show us bugfaggot op please

[strayknight]

they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[lillivati]

cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description

[danilo4ka]

Undyne the undying design, pretty cool i think. kinda happy with how i draw undyne now

alts

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[agam-shel-barvadim]

tumblr really has a gimmick blog for anything huh

[agam-shel-barvadim]

environmental storytelling

[memeuplift]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[weirdness-is-good]

[mrhealyourgirl]

ohhh cuz u adorping the baby from the adorpion center

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[animatejournal]

Discworld: Wyrd Sisters Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997

[touhouweed]

It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone

[handsometabbyc]

At first glance: ‘lol this is going to be one of those hilariously cheap animations’

30 seconds in: ‘…Oh my god this is fantastic’

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[robotlyra]

A million people died but they were largely poor and nonwhite, and rich people still need to hoard money, so back to "normal" it is.

[elliespectacular]

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

The joke is already funny!

Further additions or permutations may weaken its potency!

[princessfelicie]

⚠️ WAR ⚠️

The joke r funny!

Fur r i m a ma we e e !

[mebis-art-dump]

Large predator Large Prey

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Rent should neverever ver be more than a thousand dollars what the hell like a thousand dollars just to be in a building for a month fuck you seriously oh my god

[preserving-tiktok]