snail

✦they/them✦ ✦professional theatre nerd ✦ ✦20✦ ✦posting my undiagnosed adhd thoughts for the world to perceive✦

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i have a friend who left for boot camp about two weeks ago. i haven't been able to write him a letter yet because i don't have his address, so i started writing things down to him in a little notebook i always carry with me because i don't have a great memory. it has now turned into my diary that i write as if i am talking to him in, and there's something so intimate about that. not only does it now feel like i'm just having a conversation with my friend, it's also encouraging me to journal more because i don't want him to miss anything going on in my life. i recommend trying this out, whether it be to a friend, a partner, or even a fictional character. journalling is awesome, and everyone should do it :)

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you wear a dog tag, i wear a rabies tag. we are not the same.

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got bored at work so i started making a cast list for if i directed legally blonde at my college because that’s a normal thing to do, right?

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gender affirming backshots by saying “take it like a man”

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on a date celebrating my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and he’s explaining warriorcat names to me

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“their ship name should be pearl harbor” -my boyf about pearl and marina splatoon

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real love is getting your matcha with oatmilk even though it tastes like ass bcs your boyfriend is allergic to nuts

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holding space for raising my ya ya ya

[bonniebbunz]

media where someone has a lifelong vendetta against an aquatic mammal:

- moby dick

- phineas and ferb

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uhm actually perry is a semiaquatic mammal, thank you very much

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can i put my d&d character in therapy

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i wish everyone who sprays perfume or whatever in the breakroom a very unpleasant fuck you

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“ew, i could never poop at work” you mean you dont enjoy shitting on company time? i could never.

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i hate having a nametag bcs why are you calling me by name when i didn’t tell you what my name even is first?

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hi! my favorite color is

human rights

what's yours?

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i wish i could hear every love song in your voice forevermore

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lactose intolerant people eating cheese be like “i did it all for the dookie”

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therapy isnt enough, i need to punch a car guy who drives a honda civic