come of age with our young nation

gemma | 22 | scotland | ♏️| i really like musicals and video games [sidebar is an actual selfie of me taken by ek they're the best]

[blackberryshawty]

me after spending like half a second too long looking at my reflection in the mirror or like really any reflective surface:

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

I am just going to say that in certain circumstances Percy is 100% down for murder and the narrative won’t let him do it lmao

[acapelladitty]

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. 'Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, 'poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[shock]

i really love the concept of leaving notes on the ground for other players in a game with only premade words and phrases to choose from because like

bloodborne is already fun, but seeing “it’s the scourge of the elderly” before fighting a bunch of old dudes on a bridge, or “reminescent of snake” to warn you an NPC is a traitor, "gorgeous view ahead” in front of a mirror, “reeks of wheelchair”, and my personal favorite

[mousouchuu]

Limitations breed creativity.

[mjalti]

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

[plow-and-propose]

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sunwukxng]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[4thsun]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bigmammallama5]

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

[cheese24k]

Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape

[thotwing-deactivated20190613]

THE MAMA CAT IS SO PROUD OF HER KITTEN

[at0m-cats]

a year in canada already 🇨🇦 time flies! (at Panorama Mountain Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqikFHdg_tH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lgcmx6gy7xd

[silverhawk]

red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it

[silverhawk]

what absolute madmen

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]