the nation's favourite rodent

• milk/finn • 30 • he/they • im yakault man hot air balloon •

[fortzancudo]

my yoshisona clumpy it goes in the water and drowns

[fortzancudo]

spoons scenes*

*NOT my visor

[gmax-centiskorch]

taking my ice cream down to the river for a sip of water

[garaks-padded-cell]

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

[jetix]

2025-01-08

[killadelphia]

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[kristina100000]

[recreationaldivorce]

bro your post is making my reblog gland throb

[carnadelions]

twitter: am i too woke for thinking fat people shouldn't be stoned to death

tumblr: you're calling me racist? how do you think that makes my non-white oc feel?

instagram: if he doesn't look at you the way your boy cat looks at you he's not 🤚 the one 💍

[fortzancudo]

no way im getting blazed fanfic about being impregnated by jaafar jackson - michael jackson's nephew who played him in the movie michael? on this friday night

[fortzancudo]

[fortzancudo]

no way im getting blazed fanfic about being impregnated by jaafar jackson - michael jackson's nephew who played him in the movie michael? on this friday night

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[clairenovvak]

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

[kinuko]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the spell worked