the nation's favourite rodent

• milk/finn • 30 • he/they • im yakault man hot air balloon •

[fortzancudo]

my yoshisona clumpy it goes in the water and drowns

[fortzancudo]

we were walking into town today and i checked my phone and saw i had a missed call from a friend and i got scared and was like....im sure it was a misdial. i shan't call them back. and like 20 minutes later said friend showed up and was like "hey sorry i called you, we saw you on the other side of the street but you didn't notice us" and i had to be like. Yeah sorry i didnt call you back i literally got scared so i did #nothing

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[dogpuppy]

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[verygoodcomments]

[fortzancudo]

look at this print i bought today at an art fair 😭❤️

[enqvpnyqerrzheef]

i made an enclosure for them.

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[sirhro]

[angelicguy]

[necrowyrm]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

[harry-trumans-dishwasher]

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

“You think I’m scary? Scary how? Scary like a dracula?”

[pansyfemme]

you try to give me head under my desk but im a clumsy beadwork artist and im just dropping beads on you over and over

[pjackk]

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

[gunsandfireandshit]

[pjackk]

i will never experience this beuty

[trigonognathus]

don't lie pjackk

[pjackk]

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

[pjackk]

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

[movingmachine]