the nation's favourite rodent

• milk/finn • 30 • he/they • im yakault man hot air balloon •

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my yoshisona clumpy it goes in the water and drowns

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the trick ☝️ to not falling victim to the "i want to kill myself" vibe on a night out is going into it with the "i want to kill myself" mindset from the beginning

[clairenovvak]

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

[kinuko]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the spell worked

[greedhopesyndrome]

hello gorgeous people! i am opening commissions for the first time in forever! let me draw your characters!

need a token for your ttrpg character? had a homoerotic encounter in your last session that you need illustrated? want some fanart of your favourite character wearing a very specific slutty outfit? i'm your guy 🙂‍↕️

all prices listed are in GBP and payment is taken via paypal. if you're interested, either DM me here or visit my ko-fi! thank you so much 💖

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had a dream last night that i wore my macho man shirt so today im wearing my macho man shirt #manifesting #dreamsintoreality

[utopians]

The humble bowling pin

[utopians]

[greedhopesyndrome]

hello gorgeous people! i am opening commissions for the first time in forever! let me draw your characters!

need a token for your ttrpg character? had a homoerotic encounter in your last session that you need illustrated? want some fanart of your favourite character wearing a very specific slutty outfit? i'm your guy 🙂‍↕️

all prices listed are in GBP and payment is taken via paypal. if you're interested, either DM me here or visit my ko-fi! thank you so much 💖

[doginprogress]

choose your fighter

[thej0ry]

Hi:)

Hiiiii

I want to trust you

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resigned to the fact that i'm going to have a bad time tonight bc im thinking about how i'm going to have a bad time tomorrow night and getting wound up

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shall i be brave and post commission info

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we're a little into s3 of better call saul and my thoughts are:

1. need kim carnally

2. want someone to lock chuck in an mri machine until he expires

3. did you know. that there is a boy. in britain. he likes to watch better call saul. and he says howard hamlin every day.

[astralprogesterone]

people are always saying "ive never met someone like you before" because im the first brunette with bangs

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[poketcg-art]

Chikorita -- Kariya

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@chicknparm