the nation's favourite rodent

• milk/finn • 30 • he/they • im yakault man hot air balloon •

[fortzancudo]

my yoshisona clumpy it goes in the water and drowns

[bish0ps]

Good morning darlings and sweethearts

[cherrycolouredfunksblog]

[postergirlfornothing]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

[kittydealer]

u/differentlifer

[rightlessdestiny]

[fortzancudo]

feel bad

[loveridden1999]

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

[cleanturnssmartgirlsdumb]

you need daddy to complete you

[loveridden1999]

daddy needs to be euthanized

[charleslove]

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

[sloppystyle]

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

[dogpuppy]

[papayajuan2019]

in a now deleted post, i claimed to have wanted to kill myself.

[bintro]

[chloesevignysbowlcut]

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]