the nation's favourite rodent

• milk/finn • 30 • he/they • im yakault man hot air balloon •

[fortzancudo]

my yoshisona clumpy it goes in the water and drowns

[kushblazer666]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

[fortzancudo]

only thing i know about my fit for the party today is im gonna do a fuck off eyeliner wing

[gardengnosticator]

it says here that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner

[fortzancudo]

why is trying to price commissions literally the most awful stressful thing in the world

[fortzancudo]

cause it's like okay. if i actually price based on what my prices were in 2020 the last time i made a commissions post and my skill increase since then. im like omg greedy hog. and then i look for examples of other people's commission posts and i see people way below my skill level charging $100 for a shaded bust of one character. so like literally what the fuck do you do

[galaxywarp]

[duplizity]

ok well maybe her little finger is really cozy and honestly there are worse places to be wrapped around. did you ever think about that

[vedurnan-archive]

I don’t have followers. I have Sweeties,Darlings.. I don’t have any followers.

[straycatj]

ちゃいろネズミつれてかれた…

ちくしょーですよ…

She takes my brown mouse… It’s just goddamn

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[miffyplush]

x

[szembe]

[giantcrochetedgoose]

baba bast

[coughloop]

Better to have posted and flopped than never to have posted at al

[fortzancudo]

why is trying to price commissions literally the most awful stressful thing in the world

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

why are you still crying