the nation's favourite rodent

• milk/finn • 30 • he/they • im yakault man hot air balloon •

[fortzancudo]

my yoshisona clumpy it goes in the water and drowns

[video-game-jams]

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Sonic Heroes - This Machine

[fortzancudo]

its so funny that like if i have a few drinks in me then i have to tell every girl i meet that she's pretty. but if i meet a guy i think is cute im like. let me keeping this to myself. im not inflating your ego for you actually

[fortzancudo]

got to affirm our gorgeous friend's gender with a birthday girl badge on the front of our card to her and she got so excited to put the badge on that she like. forgot the concept of a card and i had to be like "oh theres some words in there if you um.....wanna read them" and she was like FUUUUUUUCK SORRY

[lakevida]

if you need a vegan substitute for dog oil you can run your hands over a bunch of skinned unrinsed chickpeas

[fortzancudo]

it was this + fishnets and new rocks. and my big ass eyeliner wings ofc

[fortzancudo]

this cat's gay paw + tragic hairline

[fortzancudo]

sorry for holding out on everyone his name is Tonks and his owners kept saying "wow he usually isn't this sociable" as he was like. actively headbutting and rubbing on everyone

[smileyfaces]

new boot goofin

[dogpuppy]

[fortzancudo]

documenting now in case i get too drunk and forget: canonical rupert big cock

[fortzancudo]

+ everyone is uncut in this universe we won

[fortzancudo]

documenting now in case i get too drunk and forget: canonical rupert big cock

[fortzancudo]

this cat's gay paw + tragic hairline

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[kushblazer666]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

[gardengnosticator]

it says here that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner

[fortzancudo]

why is trying to price commissions literally the most awful stressful thing in the world

[fortzancudo]

cause it's like okay. if i actually price based on what my prices were in 2020 the last time i made a commissions post and my skill increase since then. im like omg greedy hog. and then i look for examples of other people's commission posts and i see people way below my skill level charging $100 for a shaded bust of one character. so like literally what the fuck do you do