the nation's favourite rodent

• milk/finn • 30 • he/they • im yakault man hot air balloon •

[fortzancudo]

my yoshisona clumpy it goes in the water and drowns

[fortzancudo]

no way im getting blazed fanfic about being impregnated by jaafar jackson - michael jackson's nephew who played him in the movie michael? on this friday night

[fortzancudo]

[fortzancudo]

no way im getting blazed fanfic about being impregnated by jaafar jackson - michael jackson's nephew who played him in the movie michael? on this friday night

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[fortzancudo]

the trick ☝️ to not falling victim to the "i want to kill myself" vibe on a night out is going into it with the "i want to kill myself" mindset from the beginning

[clairenovvak]

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

[kinuko]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the spell worked

[greedhopesyndrome]

hello gorgeous people! i am opening commissions for the first time in forever! let me draw your characters!

need a token for your ttrpg character? had a homoerotic encounter in your last session that you need illustrated? want some fanart of your favourite character wearing a very specific slutty outfit? i'm your guy 🙂‍↕️

all prices listed are in GBP and payment is taken via paypal. if you're interested, either DM me here or visit my ko-fi! thank you so much 💖

[fortzancudo]

had a dream last night that i wore my macho man shirt so today im wearing my macho man shirt #manifesting #dreamsintoreality

[utopians]

The humble bowling pin

[utopians]

[greedhopesyndrome]

hello gorgeous people! i am opening commissions for the first time in forever! let me draw your characters!

need a token for your ttrpg character? had a homoerotic encounter in your last session that you need illustrated? want some fanart of your favourite character wearing a very specific slutty outfit? i'm your guy 🙂‍↕️

all prices listed are in GBP and payment is taken via paypal. if you're interested, either DM me here or visit my ko-fi! thank you so much 💖

[doginprogress]

choose your fighter

[thej0ry]

Hi:)

Hiiiii

I want to trust you

[fortzancudo]

resigned to the fact that i'm going to have a bad time tonight bc im thinking about how i'm going to have a bad time tomorrow night and getting wound up

[fortzancudo]

shall i be brave and post commission info

[fortzancudo]

we're a little into s3 of better call saul and my thoughts are:

1. need kim carnally

2. want someone to lock chuck in an mri machine until he expires

3. did you know. that there is a boy. in britain. he likes to watch better call saul. and he says howard hamlin every day.