the nation's favourite rodent

• milk/finn • 30 • he/they • im yakault man hot air balloon •

[fortzancudo]

my yoshisona clumpy it goes in the water and drowns

[bintro]

[chloesevignysbowlcut]

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[lmaonade]

[7dmom]

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

[kingdeath000]

day 1 oc creation: bad childhood, homosexuality

day 15: oral fixation

day 35: favorite color is blue

[cetitanhasmoved]

I JUST HAD SEX WITH GRAN TURISMO 4?!

[good-ass-posts]

[preyanimal]

[jetix]

2023-07-29

[angelicguy]

girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"

[dogpuppy]

[lakevida]

"magic isnt real" ok lol so explain how that djinn from chicago and some unnamed second party were able to close the sandstorm portal in time

[chikuwathecat]

Brushing is welcome.

ブラッシングはウェルカム。

Hands are not allowed!

手はダメ！

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy