Yuriinator

When the cops search you but you already hid the dope in your vagina

[punkitt-is-here]

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

[koothebird-deactivated20260418]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK SCARY

[the-parasaurolophus]

where the fuck am i

[brenda-miller-forreal]

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

[tigerfromthetiber]

BOOBS ARE BACK

[tigerfromthetiber]

BOOPS. I MEAN BOOPS. AJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSKASKSJKSSKSKAKKSKSKSKSJSSSJSJSJSJJSSJ

[put-me-down-please]

[the-meme-monarch]

happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

[sunbakery]

[demonius-darkblade]

Which Unused Eeveelution Do You Want Most?

Fighting

Ghost

Steel

Bug

Poison

Voting ended onNov 2, 2024

I do not know if polls really help with ‘engagement’ like the trends seem to suggest, but either way, it’s something fun before asking you to hear me out about something serious.

I have been chatting with Dina Alanqar @zinaanqar. 

She is currently in Gaza with her husband Ahmed and their four young children, the youngest only born in June. Like so many others, they lost their home in the north and have been displaced many times since. They’ve been struggling with lack of healthcare, clean water, hardships that I can hardly even imagine.

Their family needs funds for travel and accommodations when the opportunity to leave Gaza comes, and for their survival until then.

The GFM has been vetted, listed here on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi verified fundraiser doc, at 264.

We need to show up for one another in love and solidarity, especially amidst this genocide. Please donate if you can, and at least share if you cannot. They are close to their goal!

Donate to Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping War to a New Life, organized by Abdallah Alanqar

Hello,, I'm Ahmed Alanqar, 34 years old, married to Dina Alanq… Abdallah Alanqar needs your support for Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping

[lambdaboy]

I drew gordon

[cykelops]

people who don’t have boops on, I respect your peace but also picture me standing outside your blog scratching the door like a cat wanting to be let in

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[lmnrrtt]

always everyone else’s fault

[swampgrl01-deactivated20240730]

& they say romance is dead

[impartial-dairy-motel]

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

[depsidase]

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[sanitymakesposts]

i have sugarcubes.

[akashicrecord]

6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago

[littlefirefly42]

Spreading misinformation to children because you don't believe they're mature enough to understand a topic is actually not a good thing. At all.

[youhavethewrong]

^Me at age 10 when my parents told me Santa wasn't real

[glussydefrost]

[furrypost-generator]

the trolley problem but instead it’s a catboy or a werewolf 

[furrypost-generator]

[arbor-viridanus]

Werewolves can only be killed by silver. Let the trolley run over the werewolf, it will survive.

[furrypost-generator]

one must die

[lotus-of-light]

I eat the werewolf’s ass. This solves none of the problems but I die doing what i loved.

[furrypost-generator]

[rslashrats]

i found out that the dancing banana was created some time in 1999 today and i feel so bad. he’s 25… and i never did anything for him. this is like if i forogot a loved ones birthday

[rslashrats]

please: to everyone, say “happy 25 years!” to the dancing banana today and as many times as you can before 2024 ends. he has done so much for internet culture and he deserves all the attention and praise though i can’t do anything grand at the moment (i’m very busy with life and will be for a bit), i will do this… i found a little cake slice, just for him.

it’s even peanut butter and jelly flavored!!